They can be as cheerful as Santa. They can be genius like Hitchcock. They can be generous, clever, funny, but noone will ever like them.
Fat people always get marry with other fat people (unless they're rich - in this case they marry bitches and gigolos). You hope that there will not be a superfat guy sitting next to you in your 5h. flight from Salt Lake to Missoula. And you wish that this fat man sleeping two seats away in the Empire Builder-that train from Spokane to Chicago- stops snoring at once, because it's 4:00am and you've been in that train for two days and you're in a bad mood and you could suffocate him with the seat pillow.
Fat people cost money. The social security spend much more money in treatments for the thousand pathologies that obesity causes than in cancer research.
Fat people is egoist. While millions are starving in Africa, they eat like pigs everyday.
Fat people swindles the public transportation system: they use two seats for the price of one.
Fat people makes weird sounds when breathing.
Fat people always left you out of the elevator.
Fat people block your way on the sidewalk.
Definitely, fat people should be forced to do a regime, whether they like it or not. Mother, do it for your sons. Girls, don't allow your boys to gain weight. Teachers, steal the kids all those greasy meals they eat at lunch. Do it for them. Do it for you.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
"God hates fat people".
posted by The Highest Power at 4:52 PM 0 comments
Because this is a wonderful world full of assholes who never ever stop complaining.
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