Because this is a wonderful world full of assholes who never ever stop complaining.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

I Live By The Mediterranean Sea

Don't you hate when what was supposed to be the greatest tan ever becomes a painful sunburn?

I do.

After three days on the beach I'm as red as a Brittish tourist. It doesn't really hurt... yet.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Sociopaths

Don't you hate sociopaths?

I don't.

According to a test I took yesterday that's what I am. I'm not even surprised.

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!




This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:
Higher than 68% on Rationality
Higher than 25% on Extroversion
Higher than 64% on Brutality
Higher than 82% on Arrogance

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Liars' Paradox

Don´t you hate liars?

I do.

But I think I'm one of them.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Another Day Gone

Don't you hate when you go to sleep and suddenly realize that you've wasted the day and haven't done anything worthy at all?

I do.

Today it's been an empty day.

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Lazy Bastards

Don't you hate when Spain can't reach the next round in the soccer world cup?

I do.

But I'm getting used to.

I Don't Use L'Oreal Eye Relief... But Maybe I Should

Don't you hate when you stay awake all night long 'cause you have to study a lot for the finals and you look awfully tired the next day?

I do.

I'm good looking, I promise... it's just that those rings around my eyes make me ten years older.

Procrastination 2

Don't you hate when you have been procrastinating something so long that when you are about to start doing it you discover it is just too late?

I do.

My cultural studies paper was due two weeks ago, and I was going to start doing it yesterday. Now I'll have to study all summer long to do an exam about it in september. LOL.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

You Say You Love This Country

Coffin makers love you.

"God, save America from Bush!"

Procrastination

Don't you hate procrastination?

I do.

But I just can't quit!! I just can't study for an exam or work on projects, papers or whatever for college until the very last minute!! AND THE WORST THING IS THAT I KNOW ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE DUE TO THAT!