Rubbish

Don't you hate spanish television?

I do.

Staring for half an hour how the crap I took this morning floats in the toilet has a deeper cultural component than any program you can find on this country's rotten TV.

Ass Growth

Don't you hate when no matter how hard you tried this morning, your ass wouldn't fit in your coolest pants?

I do.

A month ago or so I started doing exercise to get fit but it is not working the way I expected. I'm in a much better shape now, that's undeniable, but my ass is not getting any smaller. It just got bigger and harder. I said my ass, you pervert.

Flying Away

Don't you hate when a trip happens to be a bit more expensive than you expected?

I do.

Fucking ryanair, how many boxes do I have to untick in your damn website to make you understand that I don't want to board first on the plane, that I don't want your bloody travel insurance, that I don't want fucking anything? Stressed, I'm stressed. It's indeed hard to have no money.

How Many Deaths Does This Deserve?

A cop was shooted to death yesterday in Capbreton.
A second cop, seriously injured, is not expected to survive.
Third killing of 2007.
Around 900 murders in 30 years.
Hasta los putos cojones estoy ya.

Goal!

Don't you hate the last minute score?

I do.

My team never scores in the last ten minutes... but often loses in the very last second.

Religion

Don't you hate Islamism?

I do.

In the begginning I thought it was just another religion... then I thought it was just another religion a few retarded were using as an excuse to plant bombs and crap like that... then I started to think that one has to be a bit retarded to follow a religion like that... yesterday I started thinking that the whole crap should be forbidden in Europe. If you like Mahoma so much you should go to live in Mecca and leave this place as soon as posible. I'm not really into hearing your ethnofascist homophobic male chauvinist crap any longer. Cultural diversity? Crap. I agree Europe is a puzzle of different cultures, that's why we should remove the piece that everybody knows will not fit in unless they change their fucking jihadist discourse.