My Level Of English

Don'y you hate when you have to face that you don't speak english as well as you think you do?

I do.

I hate it the most when ordering a bacon-mushrooms-cheese pizza and being delivered a ham-pineapple-garlic one.

The Same Mistake Again

Don't you hate when you make the same mistakes once and again?

I do.

Yesterday I used the viking style... and I was so drunk I was unable to find the mouth!

The Phantom Of The Opera

Don't you hate when the opera house is set on fire in the middle of the second act and you can't find the emergency exit because of the smoke?

I do.

Damn! I don't think my girlfriend is going to look the same again.

Being Right

Don't you hate when you know you're right and fucking everybody else thinks you're wrong?

I do.

Afortunately I'm not right that often.

Love is the Best (But Often Sucks)

Don't you hate when somebody else takes the person you feel attracted to?

I do.

But anyway, there are more fishes in this river we call life... AM NOT I A POET?!

Life In Connacht

Don't you hate when it rains and rains and rains for days and it never stops?

I never though I would say that but I do.

But I should get used to it since now I'm living in Ireland.

Murcia Lies In The Middle Of A Desert

Don't you hate that desolating view of a huge open empty space with absolutely nothing to interrupt the view (no trees, no mountains, maybe a highway) and the horizon line lying down really far away? That view of a sky so bright that looks white instead of blue?

I do.

But those are the surroundings. Even thoguh I'm a north raised guy I come to live so south that the sahara desert is now my closest neighbour.

School's Back In Session

Don't you hate exams?

I do.

I hate it the most.

Yeah, every single september I have a bunch of exams to do because I haven't study a shit all course long, so noone to blame but me. Well, at least in six days I'll be abroad again (so I can procrastinate all my problems one year more).

Why Do You Always Laugh At People's Misfortune?

Because I am a positive person who always regards at the bright side of it.

Which Band Plays The Music For This Video?

The images are cool, right, but the music is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! I wish I knew which band plays it; really wanna get their cd. One day I'll find out-take it as a threat.

A Triple Cheeseburger with Bacon and Fries

Don't you hate when you are determinant about eating healthy for a while because it is good for you and your body but your stomacht doesn't agree?

I do.

I love the way I feel after a few weeks of detoxication (no alcohol, no saturated fats and tons of jogg), but the first five days I tend to fantasize about Burger King and McDonalds.

A Denial (Part 2): The Viking Style

I think I've detected the main mistake I make when flirting: I don't flirt at all.

I'm so used to the viking style! you know, it's so easy! Just an intense silent look followed by a sweet smile and a soft "I'm taking you home tonight" used to be enough. Always. No conversation; no jokes; no dancing.

Yesterday it didn't work as it often does. In fact it didn't work at all. It was... disappointing.

No more viking style for a while.

I have to learn how to do things in a different way. Maybe I'm getting too old for the viking style and in the close future I'll have to look intelligent or interesting or rich to get it. I promise it's worrying me because I think I'm none of the above.

A Denial

Don't you hate when you go to the bars to socialize and someone doesn't want to socialize with you that much?

I do.

Afortunately it doesn't happen very often (twice before, it still hurts) but it devastates my ego. Tonight I'd better go to the bars and start socializing again before I start doubting about myself.

Eurocentrics

Don't you hate when people that has never been to the US come up to you to tell you how stinky America is?

I DEFINITELY DO.

Stupid ignorants, travel a little bit and judge for yourself.

My Sleeping Habits Are Autodestructive

Don't you hate when you look tired day after day and it makes you look old and somewhat sad?

I do.

But right now I am completely hooked to late night TV schedule.

Surgery

Don't you hate the ten days of post surgery recovery?

I do.

There's nothing worse than being at home with an open nine inch bound in your adomen... and nothing to watch on TV.

I Live By The Mediterranean Sea

Don't you hate when what was supposed to be the greatest tan ever becomes a painful sunburn?

I do.

After three days on the beach I'm as red as a Brittish tourist. It doesn't really hurt... yet.

Sociopaths

Don't you hate sociopaths?

I don't.

According to a test I took yesterday that's what I am. I'm not even surprised.

Sociopath You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

	Higher than 68% on Rationality
	Higher than 25% on Extroversion
	Higher than 64% on Brutality
	Higher than 82% on Arrogance

Liars' Paradox

Don´t you hate liars?

I do.

But I think I'm one of them.

Another Day Gone

Don't you hate when you go to sleep and suddenly realize that you've wasted the day and haven't done anything worthy at all?

I do.

Today it's been an empty day.

Lazy Bastards

Don't you hate when Spain can't reach the next round in the soccer world cup?

I do.

But I'm getting used to.

I Don't Use L'Oreal Eye Relief... But Maybe I Should

Don't you hate when you stay awake all night long 'cause you have to study a lot for the finals and you look awfully tired the next day?

I do.

I'm good looking, I promise... it's just that those rings around my eyes make me ten years older.

Procrastination 2

Don't you hate when you have been procrastinating something so long that when you are about to start doing it you discover it is just too late?

I do.

My cultural studies paper was due two weeks ago, and I was going to start doing it yesterday. Now I'll have to study all summer long to do an exam about it in september. LOL.

You Say You Love This Country

Coffin makers love you.

"God, save America from Bush!"

Procrastination

Don't you hate procrastination?

I do.

But I just can't quit!! I just can't study for an exam or work on projects, papers or whatever for college until the very last minute!! AND THE WORST THING IS THAT I KNOW ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE DUE TO THAT!

Life Is Hard

Quote:

"Don't you hate when you find that the only available gay guy in the bar acts, talks and definitely thinks like a chick?

I do.

If I wanted my partner to dance like shakira, talk about clothes and shoes and produce little hysterical noises right after drinking a shot of tequila, I'd be straight."

Dedicado a todos mis amigos murcianos que para bien o para mal les está costando encontrar a su amigo especial - lo siento chicos, ya sé que estoy tremendo, pero es que ya estoy cogido!

José

Everybody Hates Awesome Looking Guys

Pfff... don't you hate those awesome looking guys completely adapted to urban life who skate and have fancy hairstyles and have hard bodies and always have the right answer and use the coolest slangs?

I do.

Or maybe I just envy them.

318.800.000€

That's what the SGAE earned last year. 318.800.000 euros. C'mon artists! Come up to me and complain about all that people that's killing music by means of downloading albums from the internet! You earned 318.800.000€ last year by means of copyright, but also getting a percentage from the output price of every single recordable cd or dvd sold in Spain. Soon every single device containing a hard drive will be included in that list. YOU, YOU BURGLARS!

Let's ignore the fact that you are the worst kind of immoral people and steal money every single day to whoever needs to record information, to business owners who have nothing to do with money but need to use digital information containers (like every single person in the XXI century), to bar and restaurant owners because they use "your music" in their locals (what a crime!) but also to the student who burns a CD to put a college paper on it. Let's ignore it.

I know you can't understand that there is some people who is willing to share his music albums on the internet expecting nothing in return. I know that you think that there is a dark big business behind the peer 2 peer programs, but the truth is that there is people like that, you know, we call them good people. Not like you of course. But there is good people in this world. People running wikipedia, mozilla or eMule. People running Putasgae.com You know what? Culture is not only for the people who can afford it. If you think that we steal your music, please stop composing. Cause most of the shit you do sucks, honestly. There will still be people who will compose just because they like it, not expecting to create big money of it. And they're often so, so much better musicians than all your mainstream crap.

Fuck you.

Changes Are Good

It's been a quite nice week. Three good things have happened.

Thing One: I've traveled across Alba-Scotland. I've learnt a thing or two. I always learn from traveling.

Thing Two: Roger and Russell have sent me a postcard from Prince Edward Island (or was it newfoundland?). I miss them a lot. I really like those two guys and I envy them for being still together in Canada... I wish I were with them, I´m a little bit feed up of being in Spain. Miss America like crazy.

Thing Three: Oh Yeah! I've been accepted in the National Ireland University of Galway. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! So I'll spend next year abroad. That's gonna be cool.

And, to continue with all those changes I've picked up a new template for the blog. After three months using template Nº398 (was it the name of it?) I've chosen another one called snapshot tequila. Short and intense. As life should be.

European

I don't know why but today is one of those days that I feel really euroenthusiastic.

About Alcohol, It's Symptoms And Cures

Symptom: Feet are cold and wet.

Cause: You're holding the glass upside down.

Solution: Turn the glass in such a way that the hole is placed at the upper side.

Symptom: Feet warm and wet.

Cause: You've just peed on yourself.

Solution: Go get dry in the closest restroom available.

Symptom: There are strange lights all over the wall.

Cause: You've fallen on your back.

Solution: Relocate your body in an 91/4º angle towards the floor.

Symptom: The floor's blurred.

Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.

Solution: Go get another drink.

Symptom: Everything tastes like ashes.

Cause: You're trying drink from an ashtray.

Solution: Spit it all and take that taste away with a gin tonic.

Symptom: The floor's moving.

Cause: Somebody is pulling you.

Solution: Ask them where are they taking you.

Symptom: You see many faces looking at you from the bottom of a white lake.

Cause: You're trying to puke in the toilet.

Solution: Place your finger in your throat.

Symptom: Strange echoes surround you.

Cause: You've got the glass in your ear.

Solution: Stop being silly.

Symptom:The club is trembling, everybody's wearing in white and music is too repetitive.

Cause: You're in an ambulance.

Solution: Do not move. Possible toxic shock.

Symptom: Your father looks weird and your siblings look at you with curiosity.

Cause: You've mistaken the house.

Solution: Ask them if they know where you live.

If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan Magazine

Ask our relationship expert about any doubt you might have. He'll be delighted to help you. And remember, the key to happiness is to please your husband in every single way.

Question: My husband wants to try a threesome with me and my sister.

Answer: Your husband is totally crazy in love with you. He can't get enough of you, so he's trying to get the next best thing: your sister. Trust me, this situation will strengthen the family ties. Inviting a few cousins is another good way to expand horizons.

Question: My boyfriend always wants me to swallow. You know what I mean.

Answer: Do it. It has only ten calories per teaspoon, so it'll help you to stay fit plus it provides a superb combination of vitamins to make your skin look better. Probably he knows that and that's why he's so insistent. Also, keep in mind that oral sex is extremely painful for men, so he's probably trying to show you how much he loves you.

Question: My husband spend the whole night with his mates.

Answer: That behavior is perfectly normal and must be respected. Men are innate hunters that must prove their strength and chasing skills with other men. A wild party night with his friends is not pleasant at all for him, it is extremely stressing; coming back with you is a great relief for him. Remind him how happy you are by keeping neat and clean this safe place you call home for him.

Question: My husband has no idea about where my clitoris is.

Answer: That's normal. It is your clitoris so it is your business. He doesn't have one. If you need to play with your clitoris do it on your leisure time.

Question: My husband is not interested in warming up games.

Answer: Preliminary stuff is painful for men. Always.

Question: My husband has never given me an orgasm.

Answer: Feminine orgasm is a myth created by dirty evil feminist.

Question: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?

Answer: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know.

Question: Should I have sex in the first date?

Answer: Yes, and if it can be earlier, even better.

Question: What's the average time length of the intercourse?

Answer: There is no average time length; but longer that forty five seconds is awesome. When he's done, he'll be exhausted. Don't annoy him with hugs or post orgasmic chat. Allow him to sleep so he'll be ready for another forty five seconds of wild sex when he wakes up again.

Question: Penis size, does it really matter?

Answer: Yes. Despite some women state that quality is better than quantity, many scientific researches claim right the opposite. The average size of an erect penis is two inches and half. A larger size is extremely rare. If your lover has a tool longer than three inches you must get down on your knees and thank the lord for such a gift. After praying you don't need to stand up to make your lover happy.

When The Only Topic Is Who's Hotter...

Two consecutive posts about hotties... It can only mean that:

A) I have been alone for too long. True/False, three weeks is not that long buddie.
B) I am obsessed. True, let us face, I'm a total pervert.
C) I have nothing else to say. False, I still have a lot of crap to talk about.

During the next days I'll try to post a few good things, dealing with geopolitics, global energetic consumption and sociological issues in modern societies. Not this sexist crap!

But... ain't them a cuttie?

New Hottie Of The Day

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Quick Quiz: who's my sponsor?

Official Obsession Of The Week: Chasing Chase

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

KATANA, KATANA, KATANA!!!

Anyone who read this please help me.

As Janis in "friends" would say... OH-MY-GOD!!

KAZUMA HAS SENT ME A KATANA FROM JAPAN!!

CRAZY, CRAZY JAPANESE!!!

Now I have a little problem... what to send him in return? No idea, but has to be good. Like really good. What would you send to a friend who has given you away something you really wanted? WHAT? I don't know if he want something special, something typically spanish, something from montana... pffff. I owe him something great.

What would you buy? What would you like to be given?

I'll think about it, but I really owe him one.

A Few Thoughts About My (former)Boss

MI (ex)JEFE ES UN PUTO CERDO Y JURO QUE SE LA HARÉ PAGAR... YA SE ME OCURRIRÁ COMO.

Efectivamente me han despedido. Supuestamente me avisaban "con tiempo", para que me diera tiempo a buscar otra cosa, pero la verdad es que mi contrato acaba mañana, lo que me ha dado 4 dias para buscar. Los muy cerdos lo han hecho asi para que no les pueda dejar tirados. Pero a dios pongo por testigo que el imbecil ese me las paga, cerdo desagradecido, despues de cinco años.

In the former paragraphs I express the sorrow I feel after being fired from my part time job. Neoliberalism sucks.

the next is a poster that my former academic advisor at the UofM had in her office door:

21 Reasons For Voting Smart

1. Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
…Mary Aim Tebedo, Colorado StateRepresentative.

2. If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it’s good enough for me.

…an Arkansas congressman.

3. I don’t know anyone here that’s been killed by a handgun.

…Louisiana representative Avery Alexander

4. There are still places where people think the function of the media is to provide information.

…Dan Rottenberg, Whitehouse Spokesperson

5. I can't believe we are going to let a majority of people decide what's best for this state.

…Louisiana Representative John Travis

6. Whaddaya mean nepotism? He's my brother!

…Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo after he hired his brother as fire commissioner

7. Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life.

…Utah Senator Orrin Hatch.

8. I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin, you never know if someone is recording what you say.

…Richard Nixon, US President

9. I hope that history will present me with maybe two words. One is peace. The other is human rights"

…Jimmy Carter, another US President

10. We don't want to open a box of Pandoras

…Governor Bruce King (D-NM)

11. The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe"

…Frank Rizzo, Mayor

12. If we don't watch our respective tails, the people are going to be running the government.

…State Sen Bill Cravens (R-Ca)

13. A zebra cannot change its spots.

…Al Gore, Bill Clinton Administration Vice President

14. I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

…David Dinkins - Mayor NYC

15. What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?

…Marion Barry - Mayor D.C.

16. Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.

…Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

17. It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another.

…George Bush, US President

18. It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

…Al Gore, Vice President

19. That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it.

…A congressional candidate in Texas.

21. Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

…Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

Missoula MT Is The Best Place In The World

Yeah... it probably is.

Peace Can't Be Reach If Noone Tries!!!

Definitely, I live in a country were people like conflicts.
It seems we cannot live without them.
Maybe without conflicts, Spain wouldn't be Spain.


It is so damn simple! peace won't be reach until both sides (the spanish and basque governments and ETA) show signs that prove that there is a real intention of opening a process of negotiation to end up the fucking conflict!

I'm so, so feed up of everything!

A month ago peace was announced but the situation is that:

- ETA keeps on attacking innocent citizens.
- Central Government doesn't really know what to do or say to keep society calmed about it.
- The basque president (Lehendakari Ibarretxe) is trying by all means to be a protagonist of an hypothetical peace process.
- The conservative party is trying to force the Central Government to abandon any attempt to definitely solve the fucking conflict. If the government succeed in that, they'll surely win the next elections... that would be good for the country but devastating for the conservatives.

PFFFFFFFF Why can't the damn spanish political parties show unity not even once? Just for the well being of the country they run!!

Unefficent, spanish politicians are simply unefficient. All of them. Damn it.

People Who Abandon Dogs In The City Should Be Hung

Si vives en murcia o en algun pueblo cercano y estas interesado en adoptar un perro, contacta conmigo a través de ésta página.

There is a dog hanging around my house since last weekend. He is small, white, furry and absolutely sweet. He's extremely good, he's looking for someone and I think he believes he has found me. But I can't take care of him! I live in a house without garden, and I already have one dog I took from the street two years ago. Plus I don't think having a male and female dog at home at the same time is a good idea.

He's breaking my heart, sitting right in front of my door. Tomorrow I'll take him, I'll wash him, take him some photos and bring him to one of those places were dogs wait until they are adopted.

That's awful!! SHIT!

How can people abandon mascots? Mascots are not wild animals and most of them can't survive without humans!! FUCKING BASTARDS! If the dog has a chip in his ear with the information of his owner, I am gonna make him regret. I promise.

I hope that those places are not as bad as people say. I'm really afraid of the moment when I see it. I just hope there is enough space for the dogs to run and breath fresh air.

I'll make posters with the photos of the dog and hung them all over Murcia, and maybe someone will adopt him. If I left him in the street sooner or later the city's animal control service will catch him up and he'll be sacrificed. I hope I'm doing right.

Anyway it makes me feel like a piece of shit.

Is There A One True Love For Everybody?

Only one?
How can you know if you've already missed the chance, so?

I Change Prince Edward Island For... Scotia!! (aka Scotland, Alba)

La zorra dijo que las uvas estaban verdes cuando vio que no podía cogerlas.

May 17th. That day I'll take a plane that will bring me to Edinburgh. Then... well I still don't know where is Dollar (Dollar is the town's name), so have no idea about how will I reach there. Nevermind. The only thing is that things are going like they have to once again: travelling travelling travelling far far far.

So, now I have to fill my mp3 player with songs like flower of scotland, scotland the brave, scottish soldier, jacobetians by name and so and so forth. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha! I'm gonna listen to the real scottish bagpipes! And I'm gonna check out those scotchs too... :) Let us see how good they are at rowing. And let's see if I'm able to learn how to play gaelic football.

Also, I'll go south, to London, just to face The City. You don't know my recent past, but is somehow closely related to London, despite the fact that I've never been there. I don't know why but I just can't write about it. OH MY GOD!! I AM A COWARD WRITER!! But... if I am a coward writer it means that at least I am a writer. Ok, let's look at the bright side of it: I am a writer! OH MY GOD!! I AM A WRITER!!

I started writing about my trip to Alba and then I moved into music and sports and then I wrote about my pretension of becoming a writer. That's what I call neatness. DON'T LAUGH! I AM A NOT SO BAD WRITER WHEN WRITING IN MY OWN LANGUAGE, WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS NOT ENGLISH!! Damn you mum, you never taught me. We spent far too much time practicing basque and far too little practicing english.

Ain't it funny when you spend your time reading a lot of lines that say nothing at all?

I have to improve the quality of my posts.

I Follow A Healthy Diet Based On Vodka

I hope I'll be recovered when we back to normal training next Wednesday or the coach is going to kill me...

Springbreak is over. The day after tomorrow I'll be back to university routines. I've spent those last two weeks by the Mediterranean shore exploring human reactions towards massive alcohol ingest.

Here I show the results obtained last Tuesday:

TUESDAY, APRIL 18th OF 2006.

Subjects of the experiment: Me and Pablo.
Location: La Manga Beach, Murcia, Spain.


10'30: A 2% milkshake with chocolate.
11'30: A few cheese and ham tapas and a couple of beers before going to the beach.
12'00: The weather is damn hot, so Pablo goes back home to get a few more beers.
14'00: Chips, one more beer, some cheddar cheese.
14'30: A few calamari and octopus tapas. Scrambled eggs with sausage. Two jars of sangría (spanish drink with wine and fruits) and beer.
15'30: Four vodka-lemon drinks. That's the critical point where I get drunk.
17'30: Some beach tennis. I just can't hit the ball. I probably eat tons of sand.
19'00: Two vodka-lemon more.
20'00: I just can't remember what the hell happened during that hour.
20'30: General Breakdown. I just go to bed till next day. I miss the Barcelona-Milan soccer game. Puke all over.

GENERAL COMMENTS ON THE RESULTS:
If you wanna watch a soccer game at 21'00, don't spend the former nine hours drinking alcohol.

I Wish I Knew The Meaning Of It (All)

Gij achtervolgster! :p

Those Jews Are Crazy...

Yedioth Aharonot, a mass-selling Israeli paper reported that new on Monday.

"A group of Jewish ultra-Orthodox hackers is waging a war against pornographic websites, replacing their content with nothing but the picture of a revered rabbi"
Instead of seeing images of sexy girls, anyone who logs onto the site encounters the stern look of the white-bearded Rabbi Menahem Mendel Schneerson, the late leader of the popular Jewish Lubavitch movement.

---I don't know anything about that lubavitch movement, but is this Menahem Mendel Schneerson sexy enough to appear in porn sites? Is he a kind of sexy stud rabbi?---

Hahahaha... ok, ok, that was an easy joke. What I want to express is that those religious fanatics really worries me. Imaging that you're feeling alone one night and when you log onto your favourite porn site to aliviate yourself you only find photos of an old rabbi... Hahahahahaaa, ok,ok,ok,ok, no more jokes, I promise. But imaging all those poor forty-years-old single judes who can't aliviate themselves anymore!! Hahahahahaha!!!!.... ok,ok,ok,ok,ok that was the last joke, I promise (once again).

Seriously, those fanatics worry me. I don't care if they are jews, muslims, christians or whatever. Individual freedom (freedom to do what the fuck we want, including surfing porn sites) is much more important than any religious cult. People shouldn't live according to what others believe. I respect religious people as long as they respect me. They can praise their gods, I can make my own decisions about watching porn. Or not to watch it. It's up to me.

By the way, I don't surf porn sites. Really. Not really often.

75th Anniversary of the Second Republic

Spain, April 14th of 1931.

The second republic is founded after years of militar rule. Rights are extended: women's vote, abortion, divorce. Representative democracy is guaranteed by the new Republican Constitution. Four years after that a Coup d'Etat leaded by General Franco abruptly ended that period of development for the country. Then it came forty, forty, forty long years of a grey militar-religious rule in which Spain was literally frozen. While all other european countries were reactivating their economies and recovering from World War II Spain remained poor and undeveloped. An ignorant, isolated, poor and in many ways miserable country that didn't wake up until the late 70's, when democracy was restored.

In memory of all of those who died fighting against franco. In memory of all of those who suffered forty years of tortures and political repression. We will never forget.

THANK YOU PATRIOTS.

A Few Wise Words By Gabriel Aresti

Hiltzen naizenean egonen da
nire lauzaren gainean eskribu hau:
Hemen datza Gabriel Aresti Segurola. Goian bego.
Pérez y López. Marmolistas. Derio.
Bizkaiko Bibliotekan ere egonen da
(deskomekatzen ezpanaute),
liburu bat (behar-bada, ezta seguru),
inork letuko eztuena,
nire izenarekin. Eta
gizon batek esanen du kardanberak loratzen
direnean:
Nire aitak esaten zuen bezala, nik ere. . .
(Andre bat etorriko zait Done Santuru oro
lore koroa batekin).
Jainkoak eztezala nahi Bilboko karrika bati
nire izenik eman dezaiotela.
(Eztut nahi bizargile hordi batek esan dezala:
Ni Arestin bizi naiz, anaiaren
koinatu nagusiarekin. Badakizu. Maingua.)
Batzutan esan zaharrak erratzen dira.
Pentsatzen dut nire izena
nire izana dela,
eta eznaizela ezer ezpada
nire izena.

Journalism Is A Hard Thing To Do

60 short journals to due in a couple of weeks. That's the amount of work I have to do to pass one of the courses I'm taking at school. Well, in the beginning I had a couple of months to do the job but I've been procrastinating and procrastinating and now I only have two weeks and half. But I'm doing pretty well: I've already written some 40% of the initial amount. And I've found good topics: I've decided to defend all the things everybody is against. So, in my papers I support nuclear energy, the Iraq invasion, I say NO to Kyoto protocol and so on. I have learnt a lot about all those issues. I wanted to offer alternative information, to show a binocular vision about some affairs that I have always analyzed from the genuine European point of view.

But it looks I've done it far too well. As I said before I didn't write my own pre-made opinions: I wanted to act as the devil's advocate. To create some polemic. That's an aspect of journalism too. All I wrote was 100% true, even though it was the uncomfortable side of truth for the so called ecologists (ha!) and hippies and such.

But the fact is that yesterday my prof wanted to talk to me.

Her first sentence was: "Are you a fascist or what?"

Crossing Prince Edward Island

I give up. No money, no trip. I'm so, so sorry Russell! Anyway we'll meet for San Fermin and I'll show you my country. But it's a pity because I really wanted to see you again. Here I post a photo of that day we spent at the Hot Springs in Idaho with Hitomi, Rieneke and Kattalina.

Looks Like I Am Becoming Negative

Mmm, I've become what I've been criticizing those last days: I am negative! All my last post are about complains: My boss, my computer, microsoft boycott to open source programs, fat people... Everything I've written down during the last three days is negative! What´s going on? I gotta change my mood. Or find better drugs. Or quite them.

The Bastard Of My Boss Has Installed Cams With Microphones In My Workplace Without My Consent.

The bastard of my boss (not my boss but the idiot whose father owns the entire business) has located cams with microphones -microphones!!- in my workplace without the staff's consent. The rumor is that he wants to make sure that we don't express in loud voice the thoughts everyone knows we keep towards him. I don't really understand his position. He has installed those micros because he knows we make funny comments on him, enit?

If he knows, what does he need the microphones for?

Well, after all his father has money enough to install a million microphones if he wants to.

Everybody Hates Fat People

They can be as cheerful as Santa. They can be genius like Hitchcock. They can be generous, clever, funny, but noone will ever like them.

Fat people always get marry with other fat people (unless they're rich - in this case they marry bitches and gigolos). You hope that there will not be a superfat guy sitting next to you in your 5h. flight from Salt Lake to Missoula. And you wish that this fat man sleeping two seats away in the Empire Builder-that train from Spokane to Chicago- stops snoring at once, because it's 4:00am and you've been in that train for two days and you're in a bad mood and you could suffocate him with the seat pillow.

Fat people cost money. The social security spend much more money in treatments for the thousand pathologies that obesity causes than in cancer research.

Fat people is egoist. While millions are starving in Africa, they eat like pigs everyday.

Fat people swindles the public transportation system: they use two seats for the price of one.

Fat people makes weird sounds when breathing.

Fat people always left you out of the elevator.

Fat people block your way on the sidewalk.

Definitely, fat people should be forced to do a regime, whether they like it or not. Mother, do it for your sons. Girls, don't allow your boys to gain weight. Teachers, steal the kids all those greasy meals they eat at lunch. Do it for them. Do it for you.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

"God hates fat people".
posted by The Highest Power at 4:52 PM 0 comments

k-1 2005 dynamite!!

When Pablo went to Japan I asked him to do me a favour: I wanted him to record the 2005 k-1 Dynamite!! for me. So he did it. He bought a japanese videotape and put it in a japanese video recorder and sintonized a japanese TV channel and recorded the japanese fighting competition for me. It was so kind of him!! Then he came back to his house in iruña and I waited for him to send me the videotape. But he wanted something in return (he actually blackmailed me!): my dvd's of saint seiya. I agreed with him that I'd sent him the dvd and so he'd sent me the japanese videotape. But I am lazy and I didn't send anything... and so he didn't.

But I was anxious! I wanted to watch MY videotape! I waited for three long months until he gave up and sent it to me for free.

BUT NEVER, NEVER TRUST THE SPANISH POSTAL SERVICE.

Of course, as usual, they lost the package. Noone knew where the heck it could be. Maybe in Nepal, or in New Zealand, or maybe still in iruña´s post office. So I went several times to the post office in murcia to claim for it. Pablo also went to the post office in Iruña. We made a thousand phone calls to the national postal service headquarters in madrid... But noone offered us a solution. The package was lost and that is the way it was.

But, unexpectedly, eight weeks after that the package arrived to my home. "we're sorry, we know it has arrived far later than it should but finally here is it".

I was sweating. I run upstairs while unwrapping the package. I literally threw the videotape inside the video player and push the play button...

The funny thing after all is that japanese video tapes seem not to be compatible with european video players. Or maybe pablo doesn't know how to recognise the REC button if its marked with japanese characters. Maybe the magnetic bands were erased during the flight back... BUT THE FACT IS THAT I JUST CAN'T PLAY THE BLOODY VIDEOTAPE. RATS!

What Are You Doing For Springbreak?

"Eat food and play guitar and pick up chiks."

Is That a Joke or What?

C´mon, as soon as I talk about microsoft and mozilla my computer seems to go crazy. The theory of the boycott is more likely to be true second after second... (music of mistery).... C'mon! Let it be! I like my blog! Allow me to keep on writing!

The Solution To a Mistery Leads Me To Another Mistery

Ok, that's what's going on: I can publish posts when I use internet explorer but I can't publish anything when using mozilla as my internet browser. Also, my join mozilla button has "migrated" from the sidebar to the bottom of my blog. What the hell is that? I have two different theories:

THEORY ONE: I know nothing about informatics so there is no way I can do something properly with a computer. Honestly, I suck.
---This theory fails because it doesn't explain why the blog works properly with ie but not with mozilla. Also it doesn't explain why the join mozilla button has flown away from its original place---

THEORY TWO: This is part of the great boycott that microsoft carries out against freeware such as mozilla, linux and stuff like that.
---This second thory would explain everything... but not the fact that during those previous days I worked with mozilla and everything went right. Plus I am an anti-conspiracy theories guy---

*DOES IT HAPPEN THE SAME TO YOU?
*CAN YOU PUBLISH YOUR POSTS WHEN USING AN INTERNET BROWSER OTHER THAN MICROSOFT'S INTERNET EXPLORER?
*INFORMATICS OF THE WORLD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!

TESTING

this.is.not.a.postSTOP
this.is.just.a.testSTOP
things.will.go.as.usual.as.soon.as.I.find.out.what.the.hell.is.going.onSTOP

What Da XXXX Is Going On?

During those last days I've been having many issues with blogger... I've tried to edit some old posts and change my profile, but I can't publish the changes. I don't even know if this post will appear in the blog! I hope that those are only temporary blogger technical problems... or maybe there is a virus in my computer, or something. I hope everything will go fine with the next posts.

Everything Goes Fine.

I've been surfin' from one blog to another once again. It's a little bit freaky, but I enjoy it. I've found out something I already suspected: Most people use blogs to complain about their shitty lives or to express whatever they hate (the superb What God Hates is a great example - o shit, this blog is so fucking original). Sentences like "it's been hell for week", "I can´t tell her how much I love her", "Fucking democrats, neocons, atheist, religious" are the most common thing to find in most blogs.

Then I re-read my blog.

Everything seems to be fine to me (except this little thing about the SGAE - RIAA)

I am not a person who always looks at the bright side of life. I know that little babies starve in Africa. I know that people die violently every single day in Iraq. I know that most things in this world are fucked up. But I am not a fucking nihilist. I don't like those things and so I try to change them (or at least not to do things that would make the situation worse). It's a much better option that of complaining about everything.

To all of those who are so worried about the ongoing of their lives: noone can be as naïve, optimistic and cheerful as Reese Whiterspoon in "Legally Blonde" but fellas don't be as negative as Kurt Cobain. You can't change the whole world so you'd better start learning how to live with it.

And by the way, do something with your lives!!!

PUTASGAE.COM

I'll write that both in english and spanish to make sure everybody understand: PUTA SGAE DE LOS COJONES!!!; FUCK THE RIAA!!!

I support P2P programs. I'll do even after the day of their ilegalization. Those bastards magnates of the music industry (who like to call themselves artist even though they are not) are once again making noise against free distribution of music and movies. Why the fuck do they want to limitate the access to culture? Do they think that culture is something that only deserve those who can pay for it?

To all those bussiness men and women who consider art as a merchancy to traffic with:

GO TO HELL

*Ramoncín, esto va por tí. Cada vez que compro un cd virgen para grabar cualquier trabajo de la universidad y tengo que pagar el puto canon de la SGAE me acuerdo de tus muertos, y de los de tu padre, y de los de tu madre... Yo usaría disquettes, pero resulta que mi portátil sólo graba discos. Así revientes. cerdo.

I Did It!!! *informatics can be learnt.

I have finally been able to do something related to informatics. It is not a very hard thing to do nor a really big deal but I did it myself. Now my blog has a join firefox button. I was so brave dealing with the template settings. So, so brave cutting and pasting long lists of commands I don't understand even now. So indulgent with myself when I found that the button wasn't specially well located... but it's ok like that. Noone taught me how to use a computer, but I feel I'm doing pretty well.

I Wonder If That Is A Classic Haiku Or The Directions For Cooking Instant Ramen Soup.

　五七五で表される俳句はその小さな体の中に大きな宇宙を持っています。そして花鳥風月の運行を諷詠することで人間の存在を自然との関わり合い において再認識させてくれます。
　それは万葉集にはじまる長歌、短歌などの流れから生まれた連歌を俳諧の連句として確立させ、やがてその頭にある発句を独立させ現代の俳句とい う形式を作り出してきたということです。
　そしてその俳句の特徴として季題とよばれる季節の言葉を入れるというきまりが日本の固有の文化・情緒を表現する大きな役割をしているのです。
　しかし今や俳句はＨＡＩＫＵとして世界のものになってきました。われわれは世界へ発信された自然との対話のある日本の小さな定型詩が人々の心のよりどころとなる日を夢見ているのです。

40 Days Left!

Finally Russell emailed me back. The trip across prince edward's island will take place during the third or fourth week of may. Today is April 3rd and I only have around 160€!!! I need much more money if I want to go! What the fuck am I gonna do? I have to find a second part time job, or talk to my boss. Durig the next weeks I'll write a few reports to inform about my financial status (well, who the hell cares anyway). Let's see if I can get the money...

I'm Gonna Make You Love Me Wheter You Like It Or Not.

Actually I have little to say related to the title of this post but... isn´t it great? I'm gonna make you love me wheter you like it or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the philosophy baby.

BAKEA!!

God save America! (Montana, I miss you)

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, now conceals, now discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

My sister is a posh and I am a dirty communist

Oh yes: my sister is a posh and I am a dirty communist. She begs, prays and cries to my parents to take her out of the public education system and relocate her in a posh private school. You know what? What a stupid girl. I might love her but what a stupid girl.

What God Loves

God loves me to have good sex.

Why do some people hate gay people?

No, really, I'm actually making that question. Why? There is a sector of people, a HUGE sector of people who hates, or at least feel a great adversion to anything related to gay stuff. WHY?

How many men have been raped by a gay?
-Do you know any? because I don't!

How many times have you been flirting with a girl and she said "don't you even try... I'm lesbian, you know..."?
-Has it ever happened to you? because not to me! And what the fuck if?

How many times a gay man or woman has done something negative or harmful to you? (and I mean evil things done on purpose that really did hurt you, not anything you dislike. "I don't like it" does not mean "It is bad")
-If a gay person has ever done it... do you think that the fact of that he or she was gay was a determinant factor? If a long time ago your lesbian neighbor crashed her car into your yard's fence, believe me, it didn't happened because she was lesbian but because women just can't drive properly.

I don't know why I feel so gay activist today... I could fight for human rights in general, for women's rights, for animal's rights... for anything! But today I read about those bastards conservative activist so pissed off about something related to a gay pride march in moscow (I didn't pay too much attention), and I want to piss them off a little bit more. I like gay people. Or, at least, I DON'T dislike them.

What God Hates

I was surfin' on the net when I found a blog named "what god hates".

IT IS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL...

I really agree anything it might say, the guy in charge of that blog is simply great.

Here are a few things I specially agree with:

God hates the trendy (They look great and they are much more cool than I am, but they're not authentic, just a copy of something else. Anyway it is great to have sex with the trendy even though god hates them)

God hates the pink colour (And so do I... I would add that god also hates Britney Spears as she is a sort of pink colour personification)

God hates NYU university students who don't drink at the Falls (Yeah, and he also hates UofM who don't do. Actually it doesn't really matter which college you study in)

BUT...

Even though that the blog is so great, don't forget that god cares about something else than pink colour, alcohol, sex and look. God also hates bush, and war, and neocon's stuff in general. And they'll receive what they deserve, it is just a matter of time. And that's a reason to keep breathing.

Good night and good luck.

My Current Passion

When You Come Back Down

You gotta leave me now
You gotta go alone
You gotta chase a dream
One that's all your own
Before it slips away

When you're flying high
Take my heart along
I'll be the harmony
To every lonely song
That you learn to play

When you're soaring trough the air
I'll be your solid ground
Take every chance you dare
I'll still be there
When you come back down

I'll keep looking up
Awaiting your return
My greatest fear will be
That you will crash and burn
And I wont feel your fire

I'll be the other hand
That always holds the line
Connecting in between
Your sweet heart and mine
I'm strung out on that wire

I'll be on the other end
To hear you when you call
Oh girl you were born to fly
And if you get too high
I'll catch you when you fall
But only in case you fall.

Goddamn I'm so fucking sissy!