Because this is a wonderful world full of assholes who never ever stop complaining.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Reminder

As every year, for two years now, our annual Kick An Emo Kid Event will be held next sunday morning in Jose's town, being this time Jyväskylä FI. The event is subject to change this year, possibly being renamed as Kick An Emo Student. Even in the case the new denomination is adopted, rules will be similar to those on former events: random emo kid, no warnings and just one punch, unless the kid tries to punch back. You're all welcome and encouraged to participate.


And remember,
Every emo kid deserves it!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Doubts and Compulsive Eating

Don't you hate being uncertain about your feeding habits?

I do.

I'm not fat, but I spend my weekdays watching the erratic snowflakes falling outside while eating whatever I can find in the kitchen. Everything is low fat but boy, I can't spend more than fifteen minutes without chewing things. Well, at least I'm pretty.

Friday, March 07, 2008

The Usual Assassination

Another killing in Euskadi. Isaias Carrasco, a former town councilor in Arrasate (Gipuzkoa) has died a few minutes ago after being shooted by an ETA gunman.

Fucking eta.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Sick To My Stomach

Don't you hate when sadistic horror movie directors deem a raping scene will make his film a bit more scary?

I do.

I love horror movies. I like zombies eating out someone else's face. I like Leatherface cutting people into pieces. I like Jason coming out the lake at the end of friday the thirteenth. I like Mr Mayers' way of walking. But rape simply makes me sick. Stop doing this. Genitalia is an issue that shouldn't be be touched in horror movies.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Mobiles & Naps

Don't you hate being woken up by a phone ring in the middle of an extra long nap?

I do.

Honey, get lost unless you're gonna help me with this boner.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Real Murcia

Don't you hate a bunch of losers?

I'm starting to do so.

Why is it none of the teams I support never ever win a shit?