Late September Curse

Don't you hate being sick?

Fuck, I do.

Two septembers in a row already.

Hewlett Packard

Don't you deeply hate when your dearest, beloved laptop quit working after three wonderful years you won't be able to forget, never ever, cause you loved that laptop and cause you spent two years paying back the loan to get it?

I do.

Fuck, a new mac is damn expensive.

An Inconvenient Truth

Don't you hate inconvenient truths?

I do.

I can't deny it any longer: five pounds! I've earned five pounds cause I've been living on Haribo last three weeks! Haribo for breakfast, for brunch, for lunch, haribo for supper. This morning I stepped on a frozen puddle and fell on my ass... I didn't hurt myself but bounced instead!

Vatican Fashion Show

Don't you love and respect those righteous humble catholic bishops?

Outfit stimated cost: €2000

«Deus superbis resistit humilibus autem dat gratiam»

Great Expectations

Don't you hate when youre told that you might be selected as a model for a cool fashion website and finally they don't hire you?

I do.

I'm hot and stylish enough to have my own fashionable lifestyle website if I want to. Forrester's shirts and hiking boots are hot. Have you checked the weather out there? It's muddy and it's damn snowing all the time! I can't wear anything else! Do you want me to freeze or what? And no, my coat is not far too big for me.