The Same Mistake Again

Don't you hate when you make the same mistakes once and again?

I do.

Yesterday I used the viking style... and I was so drunk I was unable to find the mouth!

The Phantom Of The Opera

Don't you hate when the opera house is set on fire in the middle of the second act and you can't find the emergency exit because of the smoke?

I do.

Damn! I don't think my girlfriend is going to look the same again.

Being Right

Don't you hate when you know you're right and fucking everybody else thinks you're wrong?

I do.

Afortunately I'm not right that often.

Love is the Best (But Often Sucks)

Don't you hate when somebody else takes the person you feel attracted to?

I do.

But anyway, there are more fishes in this river we call life... AM NOT I A POET?!