Because this is a wonderful world full of assholes who never ever stop complaining.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

School's Back In Session

Don't you hate exams?

I do.

I hate it the most.

Yeah, every single september I have a bunch of exams to do because I haven't study a shit all course long, so noone to blame but me. Well, at least in six days I'll be abroad again (so I can procrastinate all my problems one year more).

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Why Do You Always Laugh At People's Misfortune?

Because I am a positive person who always regards at the bright side of it.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Which Band Plays The Music For This Video?

The images are cool, right, but the music is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! I wish I knew which band plays it; really wanna get their cd. One day I'll find out-take it as a threat.

A Triple Cheeseburger with Bacon and Fries

Don't you hate when you are determinant about eating healthy for a while because it is good for you and your body but your stomacht doesn't agree?

I do.

I love the way I feel after a few weeks of detoxication (no alcohol, no saturated fats and tons of jogg), but the first five days I tend to fantasize about Burger King and McDonalds.

Monday, August 14, 2006

A Denial (Part 2): The Viking Style

I think I've detected the main mistake I make when flirting: I don't flirt at all.

I'm so used to the viking style! you know, it's so easy! Just an intense silent look followed by a sweet smile and a soft "I'm taking you home tonight" used to be enough. Always. No conversation; no jokes; no dancing.

Yesterday it didn't work as it often does. In fact it didn't work at all. It was... disappointing.

No more viking style for a while.

I have to learn how to do things in a different way. Maybe I'm getting too old for the viking style and in the close future I'll have to look intelligent or interesting or rich to get it. I promise it's worrying me because I think I'm none of the above.

A Denial

Don't you hate when you go to the bars to socialize and someone doesn't want to socialize with you that much?

I do.

Afortunately it doesn't happen very often (twice before, it still hurts) but it devastates my ego. Tonight I'd better go to the bars and start socializing again before I start doubting about myself.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Eurocentrics

Don't you hate when people that has never been to the US come up to you to tell you how stinky America is?

I DEFINITELY DO.

Stupid ignorants, travel a little bit and judge for yourself.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

My Sleeping Habits Are Autodestructive

Don't you hate when you look tired day after day and it makes you look old and somewhat sad?

I do.

But right now I am completely hooked to late night TV schedule.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Surgery

Don't you hate the ten days of post surgery recovery?

I do.

There's nothing worse than being at home with an open nine inch bound in your adomen... and nothing to watch on TV.