Not A Good Year Indeed

Don't you hate the phantom menace?

I do.

Gunmen, draughts, hurricanes, earthquakes... what's next? Tragedy haunts every country I move on.

Politicians, Supermodels And Crap

Don't you hate politicians telling you white is black like it actually was this way?

I do.

Was it John Edwards claiming he's a minority candidate? Was it Johnny claiming he, as a WASP, is part of a minority among that nigger and the lesbian running for the presidency? And was it Tyra Banks giving he a high five??? That girl is definitely retarded. Or maybe its just the end is nigh.

Reminder

As every year, for two years now, our annual Kick An Emo Kid Event will be held next sunday morning in Jose's town, being this time Jyväskylä FI. The event is subject to change this year, possibly being renamed as Kick An Emo Student. Even in the case the new denomination is adopted, rules will be similar to those on former events: random emo kid, no warnings and just one punch, unless the kid tries to punch back. You're all welcome and encouraged to participate.


And remember,

Every emo kid deserves it!

Doubts and Compulsive Eating

Don't you hate being uncertain about your feeding habits?

I do.

I'm not fat, but I spend my weekdays watching the erratic snowflakes falling outside while eating whatever I can find in the kitchen. Everything is low fat but boy, I can't spend more than fifteen minutes without chewing things. Well, at least I'm pretty.

The Usual Assassination

Another killing in Euskadi. Isaias Carrasco, a former town councilor in Arrasate (Gipuzkoa) has died a few minutes ago after being shooted by an ETA gunman.

Fucking eta.

Sick To My Stomach

Don't you hate when sadistic horror movie directors deem a raping scene will make his film a bit more scary?

I do.

I love horror movies. I like zombies eating out someone else's face. I like Leatherface cutting people into pieces. I like Jason coming out the lake at the end of friday the thirteenth. I like Mr Mayers' way of walking. But rape simply makes me sick. Stop doing this. Genitalia is an issue that shouldn't be be touched in horror movies.

Mobiles & Naps

Don't you hate being woken up by a phone ring in the middle of an extra long nap?

I do.

Honey, get lost unless you're gonna help me with this boner.

Real Murcia

Don't you hate a bunch of losers?

I'm starting to do so.

Why is it none of the teams I support never ever win a shit?

Dead Corpses Everywhere

Don't you hate when some NBC, HBO or whatever executive producer deems an idea is too good and profitable to die and forces it to keep walking among us under a different name and outfit?

I do.

I used to like "Sex and the City" but honestly "Cashmere Mafia" and "Lipstick Jungle" make me upchuck.

Looney Tunes

Don't you hate being told that you remind someone of a cartoon character? Not even a particular one, just a cartoon. A cartoon, hum?. Funny and not transcendental at all.

I do.

You'd better watch your tongue unless you don't want to be my psichoanalyst any longer.

Another Ex-Hero

Don't you hate being betrayed by your heros?

I do.

T'avais raison, finalement Sarko m'a trahi.

kopikol est fermé

Don't you hate when your main source of ouch!'s expires?

I do.

Just when I thought the morning couldn't get any more boring.

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Don't you hate that?

I do.

Yesterday he was an actor worthy to watch, now he´s just another overdosed kid. He was four years older than me when he died, and I deadly envied him. Live with passion, but remeber passions are nothing worthy to die for. Even after he's dead, I still envy him a bit. Requiem in pacis kiddo. Now get some rest.

Work Out Partners

Don't you hate work out partners who are way weaker than you?

I do.

If you can't sprint for twenty minutes youre not useful to me. Get out of my sight.

Second Date

Don't you hate having nothing to say on a second date after a brilliant first one?

I do.

We shouldn't have gone on that second date the very day after the first. Still you're the sweetest thing around... plus you're an AMAZING cook: you work with Ferran Adrià!

Clothes

Don't you hate when your favourite pants, t-shirt, shoes, sweater or whatever gets old and ragged?

I do.

Those things really do have a sentimental value for me, plus it's not like I have a lot of money to get new clothes...

Work Out Routine

Don't you hate being far too lazy to work out?

I do.

Yeah, i know, in the end it pays but the first week is hard. I'm on the damn first week.

Deepest Fears

Don't you hate the unemployment lines?

I do.

I hope I won't have to go often.

Missing

Don't you hate missing something desperately?

I do.

I'm haunted by mountains.

Properly Dressed Men

Don't you hate properly dressed men?

I do. Well, sometimes I don't.

I indeed have to say, Mr Luke that was a nice concert.

Rubbish

Don't you hate spanish television?

I do.

Staring for half an hour how the crap I took this morning floats in the toilet has a deeper cultural component than any program you can find on this country's rotten TV.

Ass Growth

Don't you hate when no matter how hard you tried this morning, your ass wouldn't fit in your coolest pants?

I do.

A month ago or so I started doing exercise to get fit but it is not working the way I expected. I'm in a much better shape now, that's undeniable, but my ass is not getting any smaller. It just got bigger and harder. I said my ass, you pervert.

Flying Away

Don't you hate when a trip happens to be a bit more expensive than you expected?

I do.

Fucking ryanair, how many boxes do I have to untick in your damn website to make you understand that I don't want to board first on the plane, that I don't want your bloody travel insurance, that I don't want fucking anything? Stressed, I'm stressed. It's indeed hard to have no money.

How Many Deaths Does This Deserve?

A cop was shooted to death yesterday in Capbreton.
A second cop, seriously injured, is not expected to survive.
Third killing of 2007.
Around 900 murders in 30 years.
Hasta los putos cojones estoy ya.

Goal!

Don't you hate the last minute score?

I do.

My team never scores in the last ten minutes... but often loses in the very last second.

Religion

Don't you hate Islamism?

I do.

In the begginning I thought it was just another religion... then I thought it was just another religion a few retarded were using as an excuse to plant bombs and crap like that... then I started to think that one has to be a bit retarded to follow a religion like that... yesterday I started thinking that the whole crap should be forbidden in Europe. If you like Mahoma so much you should go to live in Mecca and leave this place as soon as posible. I'm not really into hearing your ethnofascist homophobic male chauvinist crap any longer. Cultural diversity? Crap. I agree Europe is a puzzle of different cultures, that's why we should remove the piece that everybody knows will not fit in unless they change their fucking jihadist discourse.

Shortness

Don't you hate being short?

I do.

I mean, it doesn't trouble me too much but it's friggin difficult to find a damn clothing item of my size besides school uniforms.

Fat Guys

Don't you hate fat guys?

I know I change my mind about this issue pretty often but today I do.

They always pass all subjects. Why? I mean, if a guy fails in maths everybody tells him to watch less television and study algebra a couple of hours per week. But if a fucking fat guy fails in sports class nothing happens at all: he'll pass just because he is a damn poor fat guy who just can't climb the rope. Nobody will order him to eat less crap and go running a couple of hours per week. No, I don't feel pity for him, I don't care how clever he is: he must fail for he has no fucking idea about taking care of himself. Even if he's clever enough to find a cure for AIDS and help the whole human kind nobody will get a damn benefit if he dies from a heart attack at the age of 24, or if he gets so fat he just can't get out of bed.

Candy

Don't you hate candy?

I do.

No, wait, I love it. Bittersweet jelly melon... I just can't stop eating. Down with the damn diet: if I am to put on some weight, who am I to fight destiny?

Finno Spanish Beverage

Don't you hate the fusion of different cultures?

I do.

Vodka & wine? That was the meanest thing I've tried in a long long time.

A Blog Is Just A Blog

Don't you hate blogs which are better than yours?

I Do.

I hate you all. Stop thinking and start posting crap.

Someone

Don't you hate being told "During your last visit I noticed you've earned a few good pounds. People often use food to fight anxiety, like aunt Theo. Have you had any issues with some gu... grrl... boirlfrn... someone lately?"

I do hate it.

I swear, mother, your paranoia knows no bounds.

Ass Kicked

Don't you hate being asskicked?

I do.

In Finland, Sweden and Canada they have socialized it. Asskicking I mean. They call it hockey. Yikes.

Rednecks Rule

Don´t you hate being despectively told that you look like a redneck?

I do.

I know I look like a redneck. It's an intended thing: I choose my clothes every morning and it's me who leaves the sideburns untouched everytime I shave. And please, quit calling me Earl.

Paris

Don't you hate parisians?

I do.

I wish you were all dead, fucking egocentric arrogant self-important deadly attractive bastards.

Money

Don't you hate being tight on money?

I do.

I can't pay the bills, I can't afford my basic expenses, I can't buy a computer, I can't buy a car, I can't go out at night, I can't buy a trendy coat of my size, I can't pay the bills to go back home for christmas. At least I've found a partner to share my life with. All I need is vodka and all vodka needs is me.

Late September Curse

Don't you hate being sick?

Fuck, I do.

Two septembers in a row already.

Hewlett Packard

Don't you deeply hate when your dearest, beloved laptop quit working after three wonderful years you won't be able to forget, never ever, cause you loved that laptop and cause you spent two years paying back the loan to get it?

I do.

Fuck, a new mac is damn expensive.

An Inconvenient Truth

Don't you hate inconvenient truths?

I do.

I can't deny it any longer: five pounds! I've earned five pounds cause I've been living on Haribo last three weeks! Haribo for breakfast, for brunch, for lunch, haribo for supper. This morning I stepped on a frozen puddle and fell on my ass... I didn't hurt myself but bounced instead!

Vatican Fashion Show

Don't you love and respect those righteous humble catholic bishops?

Outfit stimated cost: €2000

«Deus superbis resistit humilibus autem dat gratiam»

Great Expectations

Don't you hate when youre told that you might be selected as a model for a cool fashion website and finally they don't hire you?

I do.

I'm hot and stylish enough to have my own fashionable lifestyle website if I want to. Forrester's shirts and hiking boots are hot. Have you checked the weather out there? It's muddy and it's damn snowing all the time! I can't wear anything else! Do you want me to freeze or what? And no, my coat is not far too big for me.

Sideburns

Don't you hate when the hairdresser shaves your sexy long sideburns?

I do.

Why did she have to do it? It took me so fucking long to let them grow!

People on the net

Don't you hate fucking intransigent people?

I do.

Fuck you! I'll get naked whenever the fuck I want! I don't fuck on daily bases with strangers, and if you can't understand that you can stick a screwdriver up your ass. I might call you tomorrow anyway, and you better be nice.

***I'm so hot I've got you all crazy, woohoo.

SGAE = LADRONES

Don't you hate the SGAE?

I do.

Just like everybody else who knows about them.

[en solidaridad con Julio Alonso]

Educational Movies

Don't you hate the girls gone wild videos?

I do.

The cameraman is always as drunk as the girls and never ever shots from the right angle.

Stupid Prick

Don't you hate people talking shit?

I do.

Click here and take a look.

You, Tube

Don't you hate when youtube deletes your favorite videos due to terms of use violation?

I do.

Fat emo girl falls off bed, i'll miss you forever.

You're not that ugly

Don't you hate coming back to your parents house from a place where you have had tons of sex to the point you considered yourself some sort of unsatisfied depressed semi god to be told that you're not that ugly by two clearly overfucked whores?

I do.

NOT THAT UGLY? WHAT THE FUCK???

Hellery

Don't you hate the evil celery?

I do.

I can't sleep anymore.





















**Thanks to Natalie Dee for this drawing that I display in my blog without explicit written permission. Be nice and buy her a genuine ND t-shirt.

Horror!

Don't you hate european horror movies?

I do.

So damn boring!

Mental Issues

Don't you hate having to go to therapy?

I do.

But being shown that you're unable to keep your life under control gives you some sort of relief... you're not responsible from your many many many mistakes anymore!

Friday Night

Don't you hate staying at home on a friday night?

I do.

I gotta make friends in this town.

Damn Liars

Don't you hate this guy?












I do.

I'm so damn afraid ETA is gonna make him the next Spanish president. Fucking ETA.

Limited Social Skills

Don't you hate being an asshole?

I do.

Ian: My father says a psychologist is the guy rich people go when they find out money didn't make them happy and they feel like they have to get rid of it. Were you feeling that bad about yourself? Why did you go?

Good Friend: I lost many on 9/11... I lost my job and things went bad to the point I attempted suicide.

Ian: (I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole)

The End of the Cease Fire

Don't you hate the end of the cease fire?

I do.

Everybody does. Especially those who are gonna die. Another touristic attraction for Euskadi: Kill your own town councilor!

Fucking eta.

Euskadi sin tiros en la nuca no nos sabe a lo mismo.

Like a Rolling Stone

Don't you hate being like a rolling stone?

I'm starting to do so.

Murcia, Montana, Euskadi, Idaho, Scotland, Ireland... I gotta find a job, find stable friends and settle down.

Bitches will be Bitches

Don't you hate bitches?

I do.

Especially when they enjoy showing others how much they do love themselves. What is that thing you don't understand about me detesting you - that I don't like everybody or that everybody doesn't like you?

Bitch.

I'm Damn Missing Home

Don't you hate missing home?


I do.
Goddamn.

Milestone!

A real blogger has post a comment on Ian Lost: Gorka Limotxo!

I feel small and proud at the same time: he has a real blog viewed by thousands (he even appears on national newspapers!) but still he has taken his time to post a few lines in English and correct one of my many little mistakes... let us face it, i cant speak Basque. Shame on me, shame on me.

That's the first time i get in contact with the real serious blogosphere. Cool.

Now be nice and click on the link Gorkak blog bat du - thats the fella who left the comment.

London

Don't you hate people leaving for London and leaving you behind by the way?

I do.

Marta please come back!

Yes, it is fine that you keep such a good relationship with your ex

Don't you hate exs?

I do.

Especially when they're not mine. Fuck off.

Just Another Rampage

Don't you hate moral values?

I do.

My moral values say that breaking up in NUIG campus wearing in black and shooting every moving thing is not a correct thing to do.

Ryan Fitzgerald

Look what this fella has to say:



He received about 5.000 phone calls. One one hand it is terribly sad that there is so many troubled people out there, on the other it is great to know that there is also people willing to listen...

Ryan marry me!

Cryptosporidium Contamination of Water Supply

Don't you hate the water crisis?

I do.

I don't have the damn money for bottled water but after drinking four glasses of boiled water I just feel the same thirsty.

Funny Comedians...

Don't you hate Ann Coulter?

I do.

**Thanks matt for the photoshop stuff.

Don't You Hate...

Papers, stress, bitches, exams...!

Fucking Bitch

Don't you hate bitches?

I do.

I never met one before.

Feelingless

Don't you hate when you're told you have no feelings?

I do.

Of course I have feelings! This frozen heart of mine is full of love and affection to others!


**Now seriously speaking, being constantly asked "are you okay?" and eventually told "you're dead inside" is starting to trouble me a bit. Do I look like I need damn medication? Do I answer to my own questions? Of course I don't! You see, I'm not crazy or anything, I don't need those stupid pills the guys from the psychiatric hospital keep prescribing me.

Hate

Don't you hate hating others?

I do.

But some people is so fucking annoying! I cannot help it. I guess it makes me hateable as well, but honey that's me.

Obsession

Don't you hate being obsessed?

I do.

I just can't stop thinking about it. Being obsessed, I mean.

Back to School with the Old Hollywood Stars

Don't you hate Martin Sheen?

I do.

He never says hello back to me.

Retracting

Don't you hate retracting?

Damn, I do.

I've met this guy in here, you know, he's fat but I like him so bad. He's so damn cool, he's a good person and he looks quite wise. He's simply awesome.

Now take a look at my post on Wednesday, April 12th 2006.

Teaching Skills

Don't you hate when you're teaching a guy who doesn't seem to understand a fucking word of what you're talking about?

I do.

I hope he's a dummy because if he's clever I suck at teaching.

I'm Back!

Don't you hate when you decide to come back to posting again after a few months away from your dear blog but the new blogger server have some sort of technical problems so it doesn't work properly?

I do.

Heck. No triumphal comebacks for me. Never ever.

My Level Of English

Don'y you hate when you have to face that you don't speak english as well as you think you do?

I do.

I hate it the most when ordering a bacon-mushrooms-cheese pizza and being delivered a ham-pineapple-garlic one.

The Same Mistake Again

Don't you hate when you make the same mistakes once and again?

I do.

Yesterday I used the viking style... and I was so drunk I was unable to find the mouth!

The Phantom Of The Opera

Don't you hate when the opera house is set on fire in the middle of the second act and you can't find the emergency exit because of the smoke?

I do.

Damn! I don't think my girlfriend is going to look the same again.

Being Right

Don't you hate when you know you're right and fucking everybody else thinks you're wrong?

I do.

Afortunately I'm not right that often.

Love is the Best (But Often Sucks)

Don't you hate when somebody else takes the person you feel attracted to?

I do.

But anyway, there are more fishes in this river we call life... AM NOT I A POET?!

Life In Connacht

Don't you hate when it rains and rains and rains for days and it never stops?

I never though I would say that but I do.

But I should get used to it since now I'm living in Ireland.

Murcia Lies In The Middle Of A Desert

Don't you hate that desolating view of a huge open empty space with absolutely nothing to interrupt the view (no trees, no mountains, maybe a highway) and the horizon line lying down really far away? That view of a sky so bright that looks white instead of blue?

I do.

But those are the surroundings. Even thoguh I'm a north raised guy I come to live so south that the sahara desert is now my closest neighbour.

School's Back In Session

Don't you hate exams?

I do.

I hate it the most.

Yeah, every single september I have a bunch of exams to do because I haven't study a shit all course long, so noone to blame but me. Well, at least in six days I'll be abroad again (so I can procrastinate all my problems one year more).

Why Do You Always Laugh At People's Misfortune?

Because I am a positive person who always regards at the bright side of it.

Which Band Plays The Music For This Video?

The images are cool, right, but the music is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! I wish I knew which band plays it; really wanna get their cd. One day I'll find out-take it as a threat.

A Triple Cheeseburger with Bacon and Fries

Don't you hate when you are determinant about eating healthy for a while because it is good for you and your body but your stomacht doesn't agree?

I do.

I love the way I feel after a few weeks of detoxication (no alcohol, no saturated fats and tons of jogg), but the first five days I tend to fantasize about Burger King and McDonalds.

A Denial (Part 2): The Viking Style

I think I've detected the main mistake I make when flirting: I don't flirt at all.

I'm so used to the viking style! you know, it's so easy! Just an intense silent look followed by a sweet smile and a soft "I'm taking you home tonight" used to be enough. Always. No conversation; no jokes; no dancing.

Yesterday it didn't work as it often does. In fact it didn't work at all. It was... disappointing.

No more viking style for a while.

I have to learn how to do things in a different way. Maybe I'm getting too old for the viking style and in the close future I'll have to look intelligent or interesting or rich to get it. I promise it's worrying me because I think I'm none of the above.

A Denial

Don't you hate when you go to the bars to socialize and someone doesn't want to socialize with you that much?

I do.

Afortunately it doesn't happen very often (twice before, it still hurts) but it devastates my ego. Tonight I'd better go to the bars and start socializing again before I start doubting about myself.

Eurocentrics

Don't you hate when people that has never been to the US come up to you to tell you how stinky America is?

I DEFINITELY DO.

Stupid ignorants, travel a little bit and judge for yourself.

My Sleeping Habits Are Autodestructive

Don't you hate when you look tired day after day and it makes you look old and somewhat sad?

I do.

But right now I am completely hooked to late night TV schedule.

Surgery

Don't you hate the ten days of post surgery recovery?

I do.

There's nothing worse than being at home with an open nine inch bound in your adomen... and nothing to watch on TV.

I Live By The Mediterranean Sea

Don't you hate when what was supposed to be the greatest tan ever becomes a painful sunburn?

I do.

After three days on the beach I'm as red as a Brittish tourist. It doesn't really hurt... yet.

Sociopaths

Don't you hate sociopaths?

I don't.

According to a test I took yesterday that's what I am. I'm not even surprised.

Sociopath You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

	Higher than 68% on Rationality
	Higher than 25% on Extroversion
	Higher than 64% on Brutality
	Higher than 82% on Arrogance

Liars' Paradox

Don´t you hate liars?

I do.

But I think I'm one of them.

Another Day Gone

Don't you hate when you go to sleep and suddenly realize that you've wasted the day and haven't done anything worthy at all?

I do.

Today it's been an empty day.

Lazy Bastards

Don't you hate when Spain can't reach the next round in the soccer world cup?

I do.

But I'm getting used to.

I Don't Use L'Oreal Eye Relief... But Maybe I Should

Don't you hate when you stay awake all night long 'cause you have to study a lot for the finals and you look awfully tired the next day?

I do.

I'm good looking, I promise... it's just that those rings around my eyes make me ten years older.

Procrastination 2

Don't you hate when you have been procrastinating something so long that when you are about to start doing it you discover it is just too late?

I do.

My cultural studies paper was due two weeks ago, and I was going to start doing it yesterday. Now I'll have to study all summer long to do an exam about it in september. LOL.

You Say You Love This Country

Coffin makers love you.

"God, save America from Bush!"

Procrastination

Don't you hate procrastination?

I do.

But I just can't quit!! I just can't study for an exam or work on projects, papers or whatever for college until the very last minute!! AND THE WORST THING IS THAT I KNOW ALL MY PROBLEMS ARE DUE TO THAT!