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Monday, August 14, 2006

A Denial (Part 2): The Viking Style

I think I've detected the main mistake I make when flirting: I don't flirt at all.

I'm so used to the viking style! you know, it's so easy! Just an intense silent look followed by a sweet smile and a soft "I'm taking you home tonight" used to be enough. Always. No conversation; no jokes; no dancing.

Yesterday it didn't work as it often does. In fact it didn't work at all. It was... disappointing.

No more viking style for a while.

I have to learn how to do things in a different way. Maybe I'm getting too old for the viking style and in the close future I'll have to look intelligent or interesting or rich to get it. I promise it's worrying me because I think I'm none of the above.

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