Great Expectations

Don't you hate when youre told that you might be selected as a model for a cool fashion website and finally they don't hire you?

I do.

I'm hot and stylish enough to have my own fashionable lifestyle website if I want to. Forrester's shirts and hiking boots are hot. Have you checked the weather out there? It's muddy and it's damn snowing all the time! I can't wear anything else! Do you want me to freeze or what? And no, my coat is not far too big for me.