Rubbish

Don't you hate spanish television?

I do.

Staring for half an hour how the crap I took this morning floats in the toilet has a deeper cultural component than any program you can find on this country's rotten TV.

Ass Growth

Don't you hate when no matter how hard you tried this morning, your ass wouldn't fit in your coolest pants?

I do.

A month ago or so I started doing exercise to get fit but it is not working the way I expected. I'm in a much better shape now, that's undeniable, but my ass is not getting any smaller. It just got bigger and harder. I said my ass, you pervert.

Flying Away

Don't you hate when a trip happens to be a bit more expensive than you expected?

I do.

Fucking ryanair, how many boxes do I have to untick in your damn website to make you understand that I don't want to board first on the plane, that I don't want your bloody travel insurance, that I don't want fucking anything? Stressed, I'm stressed. It's indeed hard to have no money.

How Many Deaths Does This Deserve?

A cop was shooted to death yesterday in Capbreton.
A second cop, seriously injured, is not expected to survive.
Third killing of 2007.
Around 900 murders in 30 years.
Hasta los putos cojones estoy ya.

Goal!

Don't you hate the last minute score?

I do.

My team never scores in the last ten minutes... but often loses in the very last second.

Religion

Don't you hate Islamism?

I do.

In the begginning I thought it was just another religion... then I thought it was just another religion a few retarded were using as an excuse to plant bombs and crap like that... then I started to think that one has to be a bit retarded to follow a religion like that... yesterday I started thinking that the whole crap should be forbidden in Europe. If you like Mahoma so much you should go to live in Mecca and leave this place as soon as posible. I'm not really into hearing your ethnofascist homophobic male chauvinist crap any longer. Cultural diversity? Crap. I agree Europe is a puzzle of different cultures, that's why we should remove the piece that everybody knows will not fit in unless they change their fucking jihadist discourse.

Shortness

Don't you hate being short?

I do.

I mean, it doesn't trouble me too much but it's friggin difficult to find a damn clothing item of my size besides school uniforms.

Fat Guys

Don't you hate fat guys?

I know I change my mind about this issue pretty often but today I do.

They always pass all subjects. Why? I mean, if a guy fails in maths everybody tells him to watch less television and study algebra a couple of hours per week. But if a fucking fat guy fails in sports class nothing happens at all: he'll pass just because he is a damn poor fat guy who just can't climb the rope. Nobody will order him to eat less crap and go running a couple of hours per week. No, I don't feel pity for him, I don't care how clever he is: he must fail for he has no fucking idea about taking care of himself. Even if he's clever enough to find a cure for AIDS and help the whole human kind nobody will get a damn benefit if he dies from a heart attack at the age of 24, or if he gets so fat he just can't get out of bed.

Candy

Don't you hate candy?

I do.

No, wait, I love it. Bittersweet jelly melon... I just can't stop eating. Down with the damn diet: if I am to put on some weight, who am I to fight destiny?

Finno Spanish Beverage

Don't you hate the fusion of different cultures?

I do.

Vodka & wine? That was the meanest thing I've tried in a long long time.

A Blog Is Just A Blog

Don't you hate blogs which are better than yours?

I Do.

I hate you all. Stop thinking and start posting crap.

Someone

Don't you hate being told "During your last visit I noticed you've earned a few good pounds. People often use food to fight anxiety, like aunt Theo. Have you had any issues with some gu... grrl... boirlfrn... someone lately?"

I do hate it.

I swear, mother, your paranoia knows no bounds.

Ass Kicked

Don't you hate being asskicked?

I do.

In Finland, Sweden and Canada they have socialized it. Asskicking I mean. They call it hockey. Yikes.

Rednecks Rule

Don´t you hate being despectively told that you look like a redneck?

I do.

I know I look like a redneck. It's an intended thing: I choose my clothes every morning and it's me who leaves the sideburns untouched everytime I shave. And please, quit calling me Earl.

Paris

Don't you hate parisians?

I do.

I wish you were all dead, fucking egocentric arrogant self-important deadly attractive bastards.

Money

Don't you hate being tight on money?

I do.

I can't pay the bills, I can't afford my basic expenses, I can't buy a computer, I can't buy a car, I can't go out at night, I can't buy a trendy coat of my size, I can't pay the bills to go back home for christmas. At least I've found a partner to share my life with. All I need is vodka and all vodka needs is me.

Late September Curse

Don't you hate being sick?

Fuck, I do.

Two septembers in a row already.

Hewlett Packard

Don't you deeply hate when your dearest, beloved laptop quit working after three wonderful years you won't be able to forget, never ever, cause you loved that laptop and cause you spent two years paying back the loan to get it?

I do.

Fuck, a new mac is damn expensive.

An Inconvenient Truth

Don't you hate inconvenient truths?

I do.

I can't deny it any longer: five pounds! I've earned five pounds cause I've been living on Haribo last three weeks! Haribo for breakfast, for brunch, for lunch, haribo for supper. This morning I stepped on a frozen puddle and fell on my ass... I didn't hurt myself but bounced instead!

Vatican Fashion Show

Don't you love and respect those righteous humble catholic bishops?

Outfit stimated cost: €2000

«Deus superbis resistit humilibus autem dat gratiam»

Great Expectations

Don't you hate when youre told that you might be selected as a model for a cool fashion website and finally they don't hire you?

I do.

I'm hot and stylish enough to have my own fashionable lifestyle website if I want to. Forrester's shirts and hiking boots are hot. Have you checked the weather out there? It's muddy and it's damn snowing all the time! I can't wear anything else! Do you want me to freeze or what? And no, my coat is not far too big for me.

Sideburns

Don't you hate when the hairdresser shaves your sexy long sideburns?

I do.

Why did she have to do it? It took me so fucking long to let them grow!

People on the net

Don't you hate fucking intransigent people?

I do.

Fuck you! I'll get naked whenever the fuck I want! I don't fuck on daily bases with strangers, and if you can't understand that you can stick a screwdriver up your ass. I might call you tomorrow anyway, and you better be nice.

***I'm so hot I've got you all crazy, woohoo.

SGAE = LADRONES

Don't you hate the SGAE?

I do.

Just like everybody else who knows about them.

[en solidaridad con Julio Alonso]

Educational Movies

Don't you hate the girls gone wild videos?

I do.

The cameraman is always as drunk as the girls and never ever shots from the right angle.

Stupid Prick

Don't you hate people talking shit?

I do.

Click here and take a look.

You, Tube

Don't you hate when youtube deletes your favorite videos due to terms of use violation?

I do.

Fat emo girl falls off bed, i'll miss you forever.

You're not that ugly

Don't you hate coming back to your parents house from a place where you have had tons of sex to the point you considered yourself some sort of unsatisfied depressed semi god to be told that you're not that ugly by two clearly overfucked whores?

I do.

NOT THAT UGLY? WHAT THE FUCK???

Hellery

Don't you hate the evil celery?

I do.

I can't sleep anymore.





















**Thanks to Natalie Dee for this drawing that I display in my blog without explicit written permission. Be nice and buy her a genuine ND t-shirt.

Horror!

Don't you hate european horror movies?

I do.

So damn boring!

Mental Issues

Don't you hate having to go to therapy?

I do.

But being shown that you're unable to keep your life under control gives you some sort of relief... you're not responsible from your many many many mistakes anymore!

Friday Night

Don't you hate staying at home on a friday night?

I do.

I gotta make friends in this town.

Damn Liars

Don't you hate this guy?












I do.

I'm so damn afraid ETA is gonna make him the next Spanish president. Fucking ETA.

Limited Social Skills

Don't you hate being an asshole?

I do.

Ian: My father says a psychologist is the guy rich people go when they find out money didn't make them happy and they feel like they have to get rid of it. Were you feeling that bad about yourself? Why did you go?

Good Friend: I lost many on 9/11... I lost my job and things went bad to the point I attempted suicide.

Ian: (I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole)

The End of the Cease Fire

Don't you hate the end of the cease fire?

I do.

Everybody does. Especially those who are gonna die. Another touristic attraction for Euskadi: Kill your own town councilor!

Fucking eta.

Euskadi sin tiros en la nuca no nos sabe a lo mismo.

Like a Rolling Stone

Don't you hate being like a rolling stone?

I'm starting to do so.

Murcia, Montana, Euskadi, Idaho, Scotland, Ireland... I gotta find a job, find stable friends and settle down.

Bitches will be Bitches

Don't you hate bitches?

I do.

Especially when they enjoy showing others how much they do love themselves. What is that thing you don't understand about me detesting you - that I don't like everybody or that everybody doesn't like you?

Bitch.

I'm Damn Missing Home

Don't you hate missing home?


I do.
Goddamn.

Milestone!

A real blogger has post a comment on Ian Lost: Gorka Limotxo!

I feel small and proud at the same time: he has a real blog viewed by thousands (he even appears on national newspapers!) but still he has taken his time to post a few lines in English and correct one of my many little mistakes... let us face it, i cant speak Basque. Shame on me, shame on me.

That's the first time i get in contact with the real serious blogosphere. Cool.

Now be nice and click on the link Gorkak blog bat du - thats the fella who left the comment.

London

Don't you hate people leaving for London and leaving you behind by the way?

I do.

Marta please come back!

Yes, it is fine that you keep such a good relationship with your ex

Don't you hate exs?

I do.

Especially when they're not mine. Fuck off.

Just Another Rampage

Don't you hate moral values?

I do.

My moral values say that breaking up in NUIG campus wearing in black and shooting every moving thing is not a correct thing to do.

Ryan Fitzgerald

Look what this fella has to say:



He received about 5.000 phone calls. One one hand it is terribly sad that there is so many troubled people out there, on the other it is great to know that there is also people willing to listen...

Ryan marry me!

Cryptosporidium Contamination of Water Supply

Don't you hate the water crisis?

I do.

I don't have the damn money for bottled water but after drinking four glasses of boiled water I just feel the same thirsty.

Funny Comedians...

Don't you hate Ann Coulter?

I do.

**Thanks matt for the photoshop stuff.

Don't You Hate...

Papers, stress, bitches, exams...!

Fucking Bitch

Don't you hate bitches?

I do.

I never met one before.

Feelingless

Don't you hate when you're told you have no feelings?

I do.

Of course I have feelings! This frozen heart of mine is full of love and affection to others!


**Now seriously speaking, being constantly asked "are you okay?" and eventually told "you're dead inside" is starting to trouble me a bit. Do I look like I need damn medication? Do I answer to my own questions? Of course I don't! You see, I'm not crazy or anything, I don't need those stupid pills the guys from the psychiatric hospital keep prescribing me.

Hate

Don't you hate hating others?

I do.

But some people is so fucking annoying! I cannot help it. I guess it makes me hateable as well, but honey that's me.

Obsession

Don't you hate being obsessed?

I do.

I just can't stop thinking about it. Being obsessed, I mean.

Back to School with the Old Hollywood Stars

Don't you hate Martin Sheen?

I do.

He never says hello back to me.

Retracting

Don't you hate retracting?

Damn, I do.

I've met this guy in here, you know, he's fat but I like him so bad. He's so damn cool, he's a good person and he looks quite wise. He's simply awesome.

Now take a look at my post on Wednesday, April 12th 2006.

Teaching Skills

Don't you hate when you're teaching a guy who doesn't seem to understand a fucking word of what you're talking about?

I do.

I hope he's a dummy because if he's clever I suck at teaching.

I'm Back!

Don't you hate when you decide to come back to posting again after a few months away from your dear blog but the new blogger server have some sort of technical problems so it doesn't work properly?

I do.

Heck. No triumphal comebacks for me. Never ever.