If Men Wrote Cosmopolitan Magazine

Ask our relationship expert about any doubt you might have. He'll be delighted to help you. And remember, the key to happiness is to please your husband in every single way.

Question: My husband wants to try a threesome with me and my sister.

Answer: Your husband is totally crazy in love with you. He can't get enough of you, so he's trying to get the next best thing: your sister. Trust me, this situation will strengthen the family ties. Inviting a few cousins is another good way to expand horizons.

Question: My boyfriend always wants me to swallow. You know what I mean.

Answer: Do it. It has only ten calories per teaspoon, so it'll help you to stay fit plus it provides a superb combination of vitamins to make your skin look better. Probably he knows that and that's why he's so insistent. Also, keep in mind that oral sex is extremely painful for men, so he's probably trying to show you how much he loves you.

Question: My husband spend the whole night with his mates.

Answer: That behavior is perfectly normal and must be respected. Men are innate hunters that must prove their strength and chasing skills with other men. A wild party night with his friends is not pleasant at all for him, it is extremely stressing; coming back with you is a great relief for him. Remind him how happy you are by keeping neat and clean this safe place you call home for him.

Question: My husband has no idea about where my clitoris is.

Answer: That's normal. It is your clitoris so it is your business. He doesn't have one. If you need to play with your clitoris do it on your leisure time.

Question: My husband is not interested in warming up games.

Answer: Preliminary stuff is painful for men. Always.

Question: My husband has never given me an orgasm.

Answer: Feminine orgasm is a myth created by dirty evil feminist.

Question: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?

Answer: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know.

Question: Should I have sex in the first date?

Answer: Yes, and if it can be earlier, even better.

Question: What's the average time length of the intercourse?

Answer: There is no average time length; but longer that forty five seconds is awesome. When he's done, he'll be exhausted. Don't annoy him with hugs or post orgasmic chat. Allow him to sleep so he'll be ready for another forty five seconds of wild sex when he wakes up again.

Question: Penis size, does it really matter?

Answer: Yes. Despite some women state that quality is better than quantity, many scientific researches claim right the opposite. The average size of an erect penis is two inches and half. A larger size is extremely rare. If your lover has a tool longer than three inches you must get down on your knees and thank the lord for such a gift. After praying you don't need to stand up to make your lover happy.