Springbreak is over. The day after tomorrow I'll be back to university routines. I've spent those last two weeks by the Mediterranean shore exploring human reactions towards massive alcohol ingest.
Here I show the results obtained last Tuesday:
TUESDAY, APRIL 18th OF 2006.
Subjects of the experiment: Me and Pablo.
Location: La Manga Beach, Murcia, Spain.
10'30: A 2% milkshake with chocolate.
11'30: A few cheese and ham tapas and a couple of beers before going to the beach.
12'00: The weather is damn hot, so Pablo goes back home to get a few more beers.
14'00: Chips, one more beer, some cheddar cheese.
14'30: A few calamari and octopus tapas. Scrambled eggs with sausage. Two jars of sangría (spanish drink with wine and fruits) and beer.
15'30: Four vodka-lemon drinks. That's the critical point where I get drunk.
17'30: Some beach tennis. I just can't hit the ball. I probably eat tons of sand.
19'00: Two vodka-lemon more.
20'00: I just can't remember what the hell happened during that hour.
20'30: General Breakdown. I just go to bed till next day. I miss the Barcelona-Milan soccer game. Puke all over.
GENERAL COMMENTS ON THE RESULTS:
If you wanna watch a soccer game at 21'00, don't spend the former nine hours drinking alcohol.
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