Late September Curse

Don't you hate being sick?

Fuck, I do.

Two septembers in a row already.

Hewlett Packard

Don't you deeply hate when your dearest, beloved laptop quit working after three wonderful years you won't be able to forget, never ever, cause you loved that laptop and cause you spent two years paying back the loan to get it?

I do.

Fuck, a new mac is damn expensive.

An Inconvenient Truth

Don't you hate inconvenient truths?

I do.

I can't deny it any longer: five pounds! I've earned five pounds cause I've been living on Haribo last three weeks! Haribo for breakfast, for brunch, for lunch, haribo for supper. This morning I stepped on a frozen puddle and fell on my ass... I didn't hurt myself but bounced instead!

Vatican Fashion Show

Don't you love and respect those righteous humble catholic bishops?

Outfit stimated cost: €2000

«Deus superbis resistit humilibus autem dat gratiam»

Great Expectations

Don't you hate when youre told that you might be selected as a model for a cool fashion website and finally they don't hire you?

I do.

I'm hot and stylish enough to have my own fashionable lifestyle website if I want to. Forrester's shirts and hiking boots are hot. Have you checked the weather out there? It's muddy and it's damn snowing all the time! I can't wear anything else! Do you want me to freeze or what? And no, my coat is not far too big for me.

Sideburns

Don't you hate when the hairdresser shaves your sexy long sideburns?

I do.

Why did she have to do it? It took me so fucking long to let them grow!

People on the net

Don't you hate fucking intransigent people?

I do.

Fuck you! I'll get naked whenever the fuck I want! I don't fuck on daily bases with strangers, and if you can't understand that you can stick a screwdriver up your ass. I might call you tomorrow anyway, and you better be nice.

***I'm so hot I've got you all crazy, woohoo.

SGAE = LADRONES

Don't you hate the SGAE?

I do.

Just like everybody else who knows about them.

[en solidaridad con Julio Alonso]

Educational Movies

Don't you hate the girls gone wild videos?

I do.

The cameraman is always as drunk as the girls and never ever shots from the right angle.

Stupid Prick

Don't you hate people talking shit?

I do.

Click here and take a look.

You, Tube

Don't you hate when youtube deletes your favorite videos due to terms of use violation?

I do.

Fat emo girl falls off bed, i'll miss you forever.

You're not that ugly

Don't you hate coming back to your parents house from a place where you have had tons of sex to the point you considered yourself some sort of unsatisfied depressed semi god to be told that you're not that ugly by two clearly overfucked whores?

I do.

NOT THAT UGLY? WHAT THE FUCK???

Hellery

Don't you hate the evil celery?

I do.

I can't sleep anymore.





















**Thanks to Natalie Dee for this drawing that I display in my blog without explicit written permission. Be nice and buy her a genuine ND t-shirt.

Horror!

Don't you hate european horror movies?

I do.

So damn boring!

Mental Issues

Don't you hate having to go to therapy?

I do.

But being shown that you're unable to keep your life under control gives you some sort of relief... you're not responsible from your many many many mistakes anymore!

Friday Night

Don't you hate staying at home on a friday night?

I do.

I gotta make friends in this town.

Damn Liars

Don't you hate this guy?












I do.

I'm so damn afraid ETA is gonna make him the next Spanish president. Fucking ETA.

Limited Social Skills

Don't you hate being an asshole?

I do.

Ian: My father says a psychologist is the guy rich people go when they find out money didn't make them happy and they feel like they have to get rid of it. Were you feeling that bad about yourself? Why did you go?

Good Friend: I lost many on 9/11... I lost my job and things went bad to the point I attempted suicide.

Ian: (I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole)

The End of the Cease Fire

Don't you hate the end of the cease fire?

I do.

Everybody does. Especially those who are gonna die. Another touristic attraction for Euskadi: Kill your own town councilor!

Fucking eta.

Euskadi sin tiros en la nuca no nos sabe a lo mismo.