The Same Mistake Again

Don't you hate when you make the same mistakes once and again?

I do.

Yesterday I used the viking style... and I was so drunk I was unable to find the mouth!

The Phantom Of The Opera

Don't you hate when the opera house is set on fire in the middle of the second act and you can't find the emergency exit because of the smoke?

I do.

Damn! I don't think my girlfriend is going to look the same again.

Being Right

Don't you hate when you know you're right and fucking everybody else thinks you're wrong?

I do.

Afortunately I'm not right that often.

Love is the Best (But Often Sucks)

Don't you hate when somebody else takes the person you feel attracted to?

I do.

But anyway, there are more fishes in this river we call life... AM NOT I A POET?!

Life In Connacht

Don't you hate when it rains and rains and rains for days and it never stops?

I never though I would say that but I do.

But I should get used to it since now I'm living in Ireland.

Murcia Lies In The Middle Of A Desert

Don't you hate that desolating view of a huge open empty space with absolutely nothing to interrupt the view (no trees, no mountains, maybe a highway) and the horizon line lying down really far away? That view of a sky so bright that looks white instead of blue?

I do.

But those are the surroundings. Even thoguh I'm a north raised guy I come to live so south that the sahara desert is now my closest neighbour.

School's Back In Session

Don't you hate exams?

I do.

I hate it the most.

Yeah, every single september I have a bunch of exams to do because I haven't study a shit all course long, so noone to blame but me. Well, at least in six days I'll be abroad again (so I can procrastinate all my problems one year more).

Why Do You Always Laugh At People's Misfortune?

Because I am a positive person who always regards at the bright side of it.

Which Band Plays The Music For This Video?

The images are cool, right, but the music is ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! I wish I knew which band plays it; really wanna get their cd. One day I'll find out-take it as a threat.

A Triple Cheeseburger with Bacon and Fries

Don't you hate when you are determinant about eating healthy for a while because it is good for you and your body but your stomacht doesn't agree?

I do.

I love the way I feel after a few weeks of detoxication (no alcohol, no saturated fats and tons of jogg), but the first five days I tend to fantasize about Burger King and McDonalds.

A Denial (Part 2): The Viking Style

I think I've detected the main mistake I make when flirting: I don't flirt at all.

I'm so used to the viking style! you know, it's so easy! Just an intense silent look followed by a sweet smile and a soft "I'm taking you home tonight" used to be enough. Always. No conversation; no jokes; no dancing.

Yesterday it didn't work as it often does. In fact it didn't work at all. It was... disappointing.

No more viking style for a while.

I have to learn how to do things in a different way. Maybe I'm getting too old for the viking style and in the close future I'll have to look intelligent or interesting or rich to get it. I promise it's worrying me because I think I'm none of the above.

A Denial

Don't you hate when you go to the bars to socialize and someone doesn't want to socialize with you that much?

I do.

Afortunately it doesn't happen very often (twice before, it still hurts) but it devastates my ego. Tonight I'd better go to the bars and start socializing again before I start doubting about myself.

Eurocentrics

Don't you hate when people that has never been to the US come up to you to tell you how stinky America is?

I DEFINITELY DO.

Stupid ignorants, travel a little bit and judge for yourself.

My Sleeping Habits Are Autodestructive

Don't you hate when you look tired day after day and it makes you look old and somewhat sad?

I do.

But right now I am completely hooked to late night TV schedule.

Surgery

Don't you hate the ten days of post surgery recovery?

I do.

There's nothing worse than being at home with an open nine inch bound in your adomen... and nothing to watch on TV.

I Live By The Mediterranean Sea

Don't you hate when what was supposed to be the greatest tan ever becomes a painful sunburn?

I do.

After three days on the beach I'm as red as a Brittish tourist. It doesn't really hurt... yet.

Sociopaths

Don't you hate sociopaths?

I don't.

According to a test I took yesterday that's what I am. I'm not even surprised.

Sociopath You are 71% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's:

	Higher than 68% on Rationality
	Higher than 25% on Extroversion
	Higher than 64% on Brutality
	Higher than 82% on Arrogance

Liars' Paradox

Don´t you hate liars?

I do.

But I think I'm one of them.

Another Day Gone

Don't you hate when you go to sleep and suddenly realize that you've wasted the day and haven't done anything worthy at all?

I do.

Today it's been an empty day.

Lazy Bastards

Don't you hate when Spain can't reach the next round in the soccer world cup?

I do.

But I'm getting used to.