Dude, That Was Weird; We're Getting Spectacular & Time Hurts

Greetings from Jyvaaskylaa. I haven't written a shit lately so lets make a great comeback. Three posts for the price of one. All-genuine basque posts for you to enjoy!

1 DUDE, THAT WAS WEIRD

Don't you hate feeling somewhat confused?

I do.

I'm a Spaniard. I'm Spanish, which pretty much mean I lack national identity. On the other hand I'm basque. Of basque ascent to be precise. Got no hopes (no nightmares either) the Basque Country will be an actual country soon. But today... dude, that was weird.

This is a democracy so sometimes we vote besides mourning those who decided to get involved in politics and got killed because of it. Today we did. Just like it's always been since Euskadi is Euskadi the PNV (the ruling independentist party) got more seats than anybody else in the basque parliament. But, surprise!, they may not get the Lehendakaritza if the next two most voted parties reach an agreement. That would bring socialist Patxi Lopez ass directly into Ajuria Enea. Ooops, yeah, lehendakari is the title for the basque president and Ajuria Enea is the basque version for the White House. That means the next lehendakari could be Lopez. Lehendakari Lopez. Lopez. A basque Lopez. Weird. Really weird. After all those years voting socialist it seems the little nationalist in me is aching today. If only he was a Petrikorena! But no. He's a Lopez. A Lopez. Lopez. Well, he isn't lehendakari yet. Let us wait for tomorrow newspapers. And for the talks between PP and PSE. More surprises and fun await. This is Euskadi ladies and gentlemen, and nothing's what it seems!

2 We're Getting Spectacular

Don't you hate boring casualties?

I do.

After all those low profile bombs last year and the killing of a former PSE member last year who wasn't even into politics anymore ETA has decided it is time to amuse people again. That killing wasn't funny at all (fuck, it wasn't) and the last blastings were not even noisy. Do you remember last IRA bombs in The City of London? They were cool indeed. Office buildings have lots of glass to break. This morning we had our own in Bilbao! Check it out:

Yeah, that's definitely a lot more classy. We're improving: no deaths today but a totally Hollywood-like look for that one.

3 Time Hurts.

Don't you hate all those hot young basque men evolving into something a lot less attractive?

I do.

Just have a look at Garikoitz Aspiazu:

DUDE THAT IS DEFINITELY HOT!

Remember those days? You we're not yet in ETA but used to spend your days burning atm's and doing totally nationalist things. All the girls in the campus wanted to be shagged by you. And a few men too.

NOT THE HOTTEST BUT TOTALLY FUCKABLE
That pic was probably taken by the time things got serious. You scaped to France and lived as a super secret basque special agent in a nice house with your girl in Donibane Garazi. It was cool to be the big boss and be hiding all the time. Life was intense.

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO YOU??
Fuck, you've been caught. Damn, I really expected you to keep being hot. At least you'd be nice to be seen on TV. Cause you've been on TV all week long.

Hell, if all basque men are to look like you by the time we're 35 I only have ten years to find a good man. And counting.