Sideburns

Don't you hate when the hairdresser shaves your sexy long sideburns?

I do.

Why did she have to do it? It took me so fucking long to let them grow!

People on the net

Don't you hate fucking intransigent people?

I do.

Fuck you! I'll get naked whenever the fuck I want! I don't fuck on daily bases with strangers, and if you can't understand that you can stick a screwdriver up your ass. I might call you tomorrow anyway, and you better be nice.

***I'm so hot I've got you all crazy, woohoo.

SGAE = LADRONES

Don't you hate the SGAE?

I do.

Just like everybody else who knows about them.

[en solidaridad con Julio Alonso]

Educational Movies

Don't you hate the girls gone wild videos?

I do.

The cameraman is always as drunk as the girls and never ever shots from the right angle.

Stupid Prick

Don't you hate people talking shit?

I do.

Click here and take a look.

You, Tube

Don't you hate when youtube deletes your favorite videos due to terms of use violation?

I do.

Fat emo girl falls off bed, i'll miss you forever.

You're not that ugly

Don't you hate coming back to your parents house from a place where you have had tons of sex to the point you considered yourself some sort of unsatisfied depressed semi god to be told that you're not that ugly by two clearly overfucked whores?

I do.

NOT THAT UGLY? WHAT THE FUCK???

Hellery

Don't you hate the evil celery?

I do.

I can't sleep anymore.





















**Thanks to Natalie Dee for this drawing that I display in my blog without explicit written permission. Be nice and buy her a genuine ND t-shirt.

Horror!

Don't you hate european horror movies?

I do.

So damn boring!

Mental Issues

Don't you hate having to go to therapy?

I do.

But being shown that you're unable to keep your life under control gives you some sort of relief... you're not responsible from your many many many mistakes anymore!

Friday Night

Don't you hate staying at home on a friday night?

I do.

I gotta make friends in this town.

Damn Liars

Don't you hate this guy?












I do.

I'm so damn afraid ETA is gonna make him the next Spanish president. Fucking ETA.

Limited Social Skills

Don't you hate being an asshole?

I do.

Ian: My father says a psychologist is the guy rich people go when they find out money didn't make them happy and they feel like they have to get rid of it. Were you feeling that bad about yourself? Why did you go?

Good Friend: I lost many on 9/11... I lost my job and things went bad to the point I attempted suicide.

Ian: (I'm an asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole)

The End of the Cease Fire

Don't you hate the end of the cease fire?

I do.

Everybody does. Especially those who are gonna die. Another touristic attraction for Euskadi: Kill your own town councilor!

Fucking eta.

Euskadi sin tiros en la nuca no nos sabe a lo mismo.

Like a Rolling Stone

Don't you hate being like a rolling stone?

I'm starting to do so.

Murcia, Montana, Euskadi, Idaho, Scotland, Ireland... I gotta find a job, find stable friends and settle down.

Bitches will be Bitches

Don't you hate bitches?

I do.

Especially when they enjoy showing others how much they do love themselves. What is that thing you don't understand about me detesting you - that I don't like everybody or that everybody doesn't like you?

Bitch.

I'm Damn Missing Home

Don't you hate missing home?


I do.
Goddamn.

Milestone!

A real blogger has post a comment on Ian Lost: Gorka Limotxo!

I feel small and proud at the same time: he has a real blog viewed by thousands (he even appears on national newspapers!) but still he has taken his time to post a few lines in English and correct one of my many little mistakes... let us face it, i cant speak Basque. Shame on me, shame on me.

That's the first time i get in contact with the real serious blogosphere. Cool.

Now be nice and click on the link Gorkak blog bat du - thats the fella who left the comment.

London

Don't you hate people leaving for London and leaving you behind by the way?

I do.

Marta please come back!