Work Out Routine

Don't you hate being far too lazy to work out?

I do.

Yeah, i know, in the end it pays but the first week is hard. I'm on the damn first week.

Deepest Fears

Don't you hate the unemployment lines?

I do.

I hope I won't have to go often.

Missing

Don't you hate missing something desperately?

I do.

I'm haunted by mountains.

Properly Dressed Men

Don't you hate properly dressed men?

I do. Well, sometimes I don't.

I indeed have to say, Mr Luke that was a nice concert.

Rubbish

Don't you hate spanish television?

I do.

Staring for half an hour how the crap I took this morning floats in the toilet has a deeper cultural component than any program you can find on this country's rotten TV.

Ass Growth

Don't you hate when no matter how hard you tried this morning, your ass wouldn't fit in your coolest pants?

I do.

A month ago or so I started doing exercise to get fit but it is not working the way I expected. I'm in a much better shape now, that's undeniable, but my ass is not getting any smaller. It just got bigger and harder. I said my ass, you pervert.

Flying Away

Don't you hate when a trip happens to be a bit more expensive than you expected?

I do.

Fucking ryanair, how many boxes do I have to untick in your damn website to make you understand that I don't want to board first on the plane, that I don't want your bloody travel insurance, that I don't want fucking anything? Stressed, I'm stressed. It's indeed hard to have no money.

How Many Deaths Does This Deserve?

A cop was shooted to death yesterday in Capbreton.
A second cop, seriously injured, is not expected to survive.
Third killing of 2007.
Around 900 murders in 30 years.
Hasta los putos cojones estoy ya.

Goal!

Don't you hate the last minute score?

I do.

My team never scores in the last ten minutes... but often loses in the very last second.

Religion

Don't you hate Islamism?

I do.

In the begginning I thought it was just another religion... then I thought it was just another religion a few retarded were using as an excuse to plant bombs and crap like that... then I started to think that one has to be a bit retarded to follow a religion like that... yesterday I started thinking that the whole crap should be forbidden in Europe. If you like Mahoma so much you should go to live in Mecca and leave this place as soon as posible. I'm not really into hearing your ethnofascist homophobic male chauvinist crap any longer. Cultural diversity? Crap. I agree Europe is a puzzle of different cultures, that's why we should remove the piece that everybody knows will not fit in unless they change their fucking jihadist discourse.

Shortness

Don't you hate being short?

I do.

I mean, it doesn't trouble me too much but it's friggin difficult to find a damn clothing item of my size besides school uniforms.

Fat Guys

Don't you hate fat guys?

I know I change my mind about this issue pretty often but today I do.

They always pass all subjects. Why? I mean, if a guy fails in maths everybody tells him to watch less television and study algebra a couple of hours per week. But if a fucking fat guy fails in sports class nothing happens at all: he'll pass just because he is a damn poor fat guy who just can't climb the rope. Nobody will order him to eat less crap and go running a couple of hours per week. No, I don't feel pity for him, I don't care how clever he is: he must fail for he has no fucking idea about taking care of himself. Even if he's clever enough to find a cure for AIDS and help the whole human kind nobody will get a damn benefit if he dies from a heart attack at the age of 24, or if he gets so fat he just can't get out of bed.

Candy

Don't you hate candy?

I do.

No, wait, I love it. Bittersweet jelly melon... I just can't stop eating. Down with the damn diet: if I am to put on some weight, who am I to fight destiny?

Finno Spanish Beverage

Don't you hate the fusion of different cultures?

I do.

Vodka & wine? That was the meanest thing I've tried in a long long time.

A Blog Is Just A Blog

Don't you hate blogs which are better than yours?

I Do.

I hate you all. Stop thinking and start posting crap.

Someone

Don't you hate being told "During your last visit I noticed you've earned a few good pounds. People often use food to fight anxiety, like aunt Theo. Have you had any issues with some gu... grrl... boirlfrn... someone lately?"

I do hate it.

I swear, mother, your paranoia knows no bounds.

Ass Kicked

Don't you hate being asskicked?

I do.

In Finland, Sweden and Canada they have socialized it. Asskicking I mean. They call it hockey. Yikes.

Rednecks Rule

Don´t you hate being despectively told that you look like a redneck?

I do.

I know I look like a redneck. It's an intended thing: I choose my clothes every morning and it's me who leaves the sideburns untouched everytime I shave. And please, quit calling me Earl.

Paris

Don't you hate parisians?

I do.

I wish you were all dead, fucking egocentric arrogant self-important deadly attractive bastards.

Money

Don't you hate being tight on money?

I do.

I can't pay the bills, I can't afford my basic expenses, I can't buy a computer, I can't buy a car, I can't go out at night, I can't buy a trendy coat of my size, I can't pay the bills to go back home for christmas. At least I've found a partner to share my life with. All I need is vodka and all vodka needs is me.