Helping Others

Don't you hate aching feet?

I do.

"I'm on holidays, sure I can help you with the bar" does not mean "I'm on holidays, sure I can spend ten hours working in your bar and clean it all up before I go". Anyway, la hostelería es un invento del demonio.

Triple Whopper

Don't you hate Burger King?

Gosh! No, of course I don't. Who could?

I hate missing it's burgers though. Damn diet, damn new metabolism, damn not being a not so skinny healthy looking teenager anymore, damn hunger.

The Hunger

Don't you hate world famine?

I do.

Yep, I'm on a damn diet again.