Recession

Don't you hate nowadays' slowing economic growth?

I do.

Unemployment sucks. Low salaries suck. Workers on strike suck. Fucking OPEC, we should bomb them all, just like we did in Iraq. All this crap is their fault. They got us just like a drug dealer got his junkies and whores.

By the way, eta planted a bomb in the headquarters of some newspaper but they didn't kill anyone this time. Fucking eta. They're as evil as those petroleum exporters, only far more stupid.

Overdrinking

Don't you hate fucking your stomach up cause you drank gallons of alabama slammer last night?

I do.

Everything tastes like boiled egg yolk to me today, especially after belching.

Update

Don't you hate updates?


I do.

Anyway here it goes: eta killed somebody else a month ago or so, and planted a bomb yesterday night - no victims though. It has finally stopped snowing here and now it's just raining 24/7. I'm job hunting again... maybe heading for Maastricht next year. I haven't got any fitter and summer is almost here. I'm gonna have to work my ass off if I want to be a desirable chunk of beach meat in July. And god knows I need to be desirable by then!

Not A Good Year Indeed

Don't you hate the phantom menace?

I do.

Gunmen, draughts, hurricanes, earthquakes... what's next? Tragedy haunts every country I move on.

Politicians, Supermodels And Crap

Don't you hate politicians telling you white is black like it actually was this way?

I do.

Was it John Edwards claiming he's a minority candidate? Was it Johnny claiming he, as a WASP, is part of a minority among that nigger and the lesbian running for the presidency? And was it Tyra Banks giving he a high five??? That girl is definitely retarded. Or maybe its just the end is nigh.

Reminder

As every year, for two years now, our annual Kick An Emo Kid Event will be held next sunday morning in Jose's town, being this time Jyväskylä FI. The event is subject to change this year, possibly being renamed as Kick An Emo Student. Even in the case the new denomination is adopted, rules will be similar to those on former events: random emo kid, no warnings and just one punch, unless the kid tries to punch back. You're all welcome and encouraged to participate.


And remember,

Every emo kid deserves it!

Doubts and Compulsive Eating

Don't you hate being uncertain about your feeding habits?

I do.

I'm not fat, but I spend my weekdays watching the erratic snowflakes falling outside while eating whatever I can find in the kitchen. Everything is low fat but boy, I can't spend more than fifteen minutes without chewing things. Well, at least I'm pretty.

The Usual Assassination

Another killing in Euskadi. Isaias Carrasco, a former town councilor in Arrasate (Gipuzkoa) has died a few minutes ago after being shooted by an ETA gunman.

Fucking eta.

Sick To My Stomach

Don't you hate when sadistic horror movie directors deem a raping scene will make his film a bit more scary?

I do.

I love horror movies. I like zombies eating out someone else's face. I like Leatherface cutting people into pieces. I like Jason coming out the lake at the end of friday the thirteenth. I like Mr Mayers' way of walking. But rape simply makes me sick. Stop doing this. Genitalia is an issue that shouldn't be be touched in horror movies.

Mobiles & Naps

Don't you hate being woken up by a phone ring in the middle of an extra long nap?

I do.

Honey, get lost unless you're gonna help me with this boner.

Real Murcia

Don't you hate a bunch of losers?

I'm starting to do so.

Why is it none of the teams I support never ever win a shit?

Dead Corpses Everywhere

Don't you hate when some NBC, HBO or whatever executive producer deems an idea is too good and profitable to die and forces it to keep walking among us under a different name and outfit?

I do.

I used to like "Sex and the City" but honestly "Cashmere Mafia" and "Lipstick Jungle" make me upchuck.

Looney Tunes

Don't you hate being told that you remind someone of a cartoon character? Not even a particular one, just a cartoon. A cartoon, hum?. Funny and not transcendental at all.

I do.

You'd better watch your tongue unless you don't want to be my psichoanalyst any longer.

Another Ex-Hero

Don't you hate being betrayed by your heros?

I do.

T'avais raison, finalement Sarko m'a trahi.

kopikol est fermé

Don't you hate when your main source of ouch!'s expires?

I do.

Just when I thought the morning couldn't get any more boring.

Heath Ledger Is Dead

Don't you hate that?

I do.

Yesterday he was an actor worthy to watch, now he´s just another overdosed kid. He was four years older than me when he died, and I deadly envied him. Live with passion, but remeber passions are nothing worthy to die for. Even after he's dead, I still envy him a bit. Requiem in pacis kiddo. Now get some rest.

Work Out Partners

Don't you hate work out partners who are way weaker than you?

I do.

If you can't sprint for twenty minutes youre not useful to me. Get out of my sight.

Second Date

Don't you hate having nothing to say on a second date after a brilliant first one?

I do.

We shouldn't have gone on that second date the very day after the first. Still you're the sweetest thing around... plus you're an AMAZING cook: you work with Ferran Adrià!

Clothes

Don't you hate when your favourite pants, t-shirt, shoes, sweater or whatever gets old and ragged?

I do.

Those things really do have a sentimental value for me, plus it's not like I have a lot of money to get new clothes...

Work Out Routine

Don't you hate being far too lazy to work out?

I do.

Yeah, i know, in the end it pays but the first week is hard. I'm on the damn first week.

Deepest Fears

Don't you hate the unemployment lines?

I do.

I hope I won't have to go often.

Missing

Don't you hate missing something desperately?

I do.

I'm haunted by mountains.

Properly Dressed Men

Don't you hate properly dressed men?

I do. Well, sometimes I don't.

I indeed have to say, Mr Luke that was a nice concert.