Sideburns

Don't you hate when the hairdresser shaves your sexy long sideburns?

I do.

Why did she have to do it? It took me so fucking long to let them grow!

People on the net

Don't you hate fucking intransigent people?

I do.

Fuck you! I'll get naked whenever the fuck I want! I don't fuck on daily bases with strangers, and if you can't understand that you can stick a screwdriver up your ass. I might call you tomorrow anyway, and you better be nice.

***I'm so hot I've got you all crazy, woohoo.